Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

January 19, 2018

Dear Everyone:

Just to prove that I’m feeling fine, I ventured to Costco earlier this week.

I had made a point of making sure that I was fully stocked up on items that I generally get at Costco, so as to be able to avoid the entire place between Thanksgiving and New Year’s.  No one in their right mind goes to Costco during the Holiday Shopping Season.  It is, quite literally, a madhouse.

In fact, I was at one of the Big Office Supply Warehouse Stores, which happens to be across the street from Costco, a few weeks before Christmas.  At the time, I only sort-of noticed a lot of cars parked along a side street.  Only when I was leaving did I realize that these cars belonged to people who were shopping at Costco and, literally, couldn’t find parking anywhere else.

I can’t quite imagine sprinting across four lanes of traffic with a fully-loaded shopping cart.  Nor would I want to.

Now that the Holidays are safely past us, I went in and found a parking place only three lanes away from the main entrance.  Picked up what I needed, paid, and made my escape with minimal fuss.  Everything is back to normal.

In other news…

“Jeannie” is currently vacationing in Florida with “Alice”.  (“Alice” and “Kelly” have a timeshare that they generally use in January, also after the frantic Holidays.)

Consequently, I have two small, furry houseguests:  Beatrice and Benedict.  They moved in with me last Friday; and “Jeannie” left for Florida Saturday morning.

Beatrice is at least part Maine Coon, which is “Jeannie’s” favorite species of cat.  Benedict is your basic slightly-striped gray with medium length hair.  While Beatrice is a serene young lady, Benedict is still a rambunctious teenager, charging around, getting into everything and turning just about anything into a cat toy.

He likes to start “fights” with Beatrice; although, to be fair, she starts nearly as many as he does.  Benny keeps trying to establish his male dominance; but he’s hampered by the fact that Beatrice is at least twice his size.  Like your typical “bossy older sister”, first, she cleans his clock, then she washes his face.

They wrestle with each other, only occasionally rocking a small table, causing the glass of Diet Coke on top to become airborne.  Then they both look at me with the same expression:  “I didn’t do that.”

At first, they preferred to sleep on my bed, Benny at the top and Bea at the foot.  But then I realized that when I press the “Flat” button on my bed, I wouldn’t want to flatten any little kitties that might have gone exploring.  So I make sure they’re outside the bedroom when I settle down for the night.

As a result, they sprawl across as much of the floor in the hallway as possible so as to make sure that I can’t get past them to the kitchen without their knowing about it.  In fact, as soon as they hear the alarm clock, or the morning news on the TV come on, Benny starts crying to remind me that they are waiting for their breakfast.

We have settled into a nice routine and neither one of them has made a serious attempt to escape into the Great Outdoors.  “Jeannie” comes home on Monday.  In the meantime, Beatrice likes to nap on my chair in front of the computer; and Benny has decided that he is a lap kitty.  Especially if it means he can chew on the yarn as I try to crochet.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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