Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

September 29, 2017

Dear Everyone:

Errata:  Last week’s Letter stated that “From now until the middle of next March, the days will grow shorter and the nights will grow longer.”  This was incorrect.  It only seems that way.  In fact, the days grow shorter, etc., until December 21st.  After that, the days will grow longer and the nights shorter.  Mea culpa.  (Did anyone even notice?)  This is why they don’t let me publish any almanacs.

In the meantime, I finally got my new tooth this week.

You may recall, or not, that about a year ago, during a routine dental checkup, the dentist proclaimed that a lower molar crown needed to be replaced.  This did not surprise me since a year before that I had undergone an emergency root canal on the same tooth, which required drilling through, then paving over the aforementioned crown.

Then, as the dentist began to prepare for a new crown, she discovered that there just wasn’t enough tooth left to hold one.  She even offered to yank what was left of the molar right then and there.  Until she realized that, like a lot of people my age, I take a blood-thinning medication every day.  Whereupon she promptly referred me to a specialist.

The kindly oral surgeon extracted what was left of the tooth, then we waited for the bone to grow back, with a little help from some extra implanted bone material.  About a half-year later, it was time to place a metal implant, not unlike a threaded screw, into the lower jaw bone.  Followed by more months of waiting for the bone to grow around the screw.

Then it was time to get started, again, on the replacement crown.  Earlier this week, the dentist mounted the new crown on the metal implant.  There was no need for any anesthetic, since the screw has no feelings.  Although, I did get a little nervous when the dentist produced a tiny ratchet-like tool and, literally, began tightening the crown into place.  Some fine-tuning and presto!

I now have a tooth where there used to be a flat plastic thing called “an abutment”.  And my mouth is wondering “why is there suddenly a boulder in here?”  Certain lower teeth are feeling a little crowded, but that will settle out in the next few weeks.

So, when you see one of those commercials on TV that promise they can provide you with all new implanted teeth “in as little as 24 hours,” don’t believe them.  It actually takes almost a year.  And a lot of money.

As the saying goes, “It all comes out in the wash.”

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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