Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

August 4, 2017

Dear Everyone:

“Oh, what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive!”

If you’re thinking, “Ah, Shakespeare,” think again.  This was written by Sir Walter Scott, who was born a century and a half later than Will.  Why did they write so much poetry back then?  Simple:  They didn’t have cable TV.

There are two primary reasons to avoid getting “tangled” up in the “web” of deception.  The first is trying to keep all the lies straight.  “What did I know and when did I know, or not know, it?”  The second is that once someone starts trying to untangle the strands in that web, just about anything might pop up.

Consider Richard Nixon, erstwhile President of the United States (POTUS), who allowed some associates to engage the services of some remarkably inept burglars to plant listening devices in the Watergate headquarters of his rival political candidates. 

Big oops there.  A couple of intrepid reporters working for the Washington Post started digging and, Woopsie-daisy!  Nixon became the first (so far) POTUS to resign from office.

And for those of you not fully steeped in Ancient History, there is the case of a POTUS named Bill Clinton.  Someone decided to investigate the possibility that Bill, with his wife, Hillary, had been involved in some rather questionable real estate dealings having to do with a certain Whitewater Development Corporation.  In the end, nothing was really found.  Hillary even called it a “vast right-wing conspiracy”, whatever that means.

But an Independent Counsel named Kenneth Starr started following some of those tangles until he ran across a rather starry-eyed young intern whose own mother had recommended keeping a somewhat unsavory souvenir of an encounter with Bill’s lack of self-control.  Another oops.

Now we have the Family Trump, who seem to be a tad bit out of practice in the deception department.  Seriously, these people are in real estate, which is barely a step up from used car salesmen.  You’d think they would be better at lying.

Apparently at some point during Donny the Trumpet’s Presidential Campaign last year, someone contacted Donny Junior with a promise of “dirt” on Trump’s opponent, to be supplied by the Russian Government.  You might think Junior would be too smart to fall for something so obvious, but you would be wrong.  He leaped at it with all the glee of a five-year-old set loose in a candy store.  He even invited his brother-in-law and Trump’s then-Campaign Chairman to the meeting.

To their dismay, the “representative” of the Russian Government started talking about facilitating the adoption of Russian orphan babies by American couples.  Evidently these neophytes had no idea that “orphan babies” was code for possibly lifting economic sanctions that had just been brought to bear on Russian businesses by the Obama Administration.  They quickly became bored and bailed out of the meeting as soon as possible (ASAP).

Fast-forward to the present time and some intrepid reporters found out about the emails travelling between the interested parties and Woopsie-daisy!  Again!

Junior and the brother-in-law are claiming that a) they didn’t do anything wrong; b) they had no idea that what they were doing (i.e., colluding with a foreign government to interfere with the Presidential Election) was a “bad thing”; and c) “that’s all there is to it!”  Which it obviously isn’t.

This reminds me of the last time I served on a jury.  A police officer “observed” a known drug dealer turning his vehicle into a shopping center parking lot without using his turn signal and promptly arrested the miscreant.  More importantly, the officer could easily see “in plain sight” that the dealer had “drug-making paraphernalia” in the back seat of his car.

Did the dealer know that changing lanes, and/or turning a corner, without signaling was against the law?  Did he even care?  Did he bother to look in his rearview mirror before making the fateful turn?  It doesn’t matter.  When last seen, the dealer was convicted and on his way to sentencing.

So Junior and Company are either stupid or arrogant.  In the meantime, Donny is crying “Witch Hunt!” as loudly has he can.  But that isn’t stopping the Independent Counsel from issuing a number of subpoenas requesting many, many financial records from Trump’s many, many financial enterprises, as well as those of his whole family.  Oops.  Again.

Which leads us to the Lesson for Today:  “Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive!” is another way of saying, “If you’ve got something to hide, stay the heck out of politics!”

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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