Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

December 9, 2016

Dear Everyone:

I received a summons for Jury Duty last month, directing me to appear in one of a variety courthouses in Martinez last Tuesday no later than 8:30 AM.  Martinez is the county seat for Contra Costa, so it does a lot of court business.  It is also the location of the public library that “Jeannie” and I go to about every other Saturday for our Needle Arts group.

So I already knew how to find Martinez and I knew that finding a parking space during the week was something of an Olympic Event.  There is a handicapped parking space right outside the library, which is across the street and down half a block from the courthouse where prospective jurors are required to assemble.  And I discovered that the library doesn’t open until around noon on weekdays; so I figured that was one possibility.

But I went ahead and did some research and discovered that the parking lot directly behind the courthouse where the Jury Assembly Room is located is now designated for “Juror Parking”, although there are no signs to indicate this.  It’s one of those things you “just know”, like just knowing that the doors to the courthouse don’t open until 8:00 AM.

I also knew, from previous experience, that checking in takes a great deal of time.  The last time I was called, the line to check in was, literally, twice the length of the room.  So I planned to get there early, get checked in, then find a place to sit and read my Kindle until they started calling names.

When I arrived and got through security (having placed all the Criminal Elements from my purse in the trunk of my car), I was pleasantly surprised to find that they had significantly streamlined the check-in process.  Each prospective juror had a summons that included a barcode.  They had four readers stationed where you could hold the barcode in place, confirm that the information was correct and that was it.  Four people processed in less than half the time it used to take to do one.

Eventually, they started calling names, mine included.  That’s when I realized that everyone in the Jury Assembly Room was now part of a single Jury Pool, up on the third floor.  (On the Plus Side, our prospective trial was taking place in the same building, so we didn’t have to trek across town to another courthouse.)  While waiting through the bailiff’s roll call, I discovered another prospective juror was “Darlene” who used to be in my work group.  So we did a little catching up while waiting outside the actual court room.  Once in the room, of course, there was no talking, except for the Judge and Attorneys.

The rest of the day went to voir dire, a French expression meaning, “asking the same questions of eighteen people over and over until everyone falls asleep”.  Eventually the Judge let us all out for lunch.  Again, “local knowledge” paid off.  “Jeannie” had pointed out to me a small restaurant two blocks from the courthouse where breakfast and lunch were served for a reasonable price by staff who clearly understood the need to be back in court on time.

In fact, “Jeannie” eats there so often that they already know her order:  Bacon, lettuce and tomato half-sandwich and a cup of soup.  It’s like my favorite Chinese restaurant in Dublin where they know me by name.  They think my name is “Adrienne” or possibly “Audrey”; but they know me to the point that the busboy brings a glass of Diet Coke even before the server takes my choice for lunch.

In the afternoon, more people rattled off answers to the same questions, printed on a laminated sheet, while the rest of us struggled to stay awake.  By about 4:20, the judge instructed everyone to go home and return “promptly” at 10:00 AM the next day.  On the Plus Side:  No need to get there early.  On the Delta Side:  Waiting until 9:30 to find a parking space is like studying the wrong chapter for tomorrow’s test.

So I arrived early again, parked in the same space as the day before, and sauntered on down the street to the little restaurant.  I had a leisurely breakfast.  The library wasn’t open, but through our Needle Arts group, I knew that there was a Senior Center just around the corner from the restaurant.

Technically, I wasn’t a “Member”, but as soon as I dropped “Marni’s” name, I was welcomed with open arms and allowed to sit comfortably in the “library” until it was time to report to the court room.  One of the problems with the courthouse is a lack of jury rooms.  So instead, all of the jurors are kept standing out in the hallway where there are only a few hard wooden benches.  I’ve actually seen people sitting on the floor, something I know better than to try at my age.

The bailiff took roll call again.  A few people failed to answer, including one person who “Darlene” assured the bailiff was “coming, but got stopped at security”.  Evidently he had brought his lunch, including a small knife.  “Everyone knows” that you can’t bring a knife into a courthouse these days; so he had to lope back to his car, which was parked at the marina, and then return.  He also didn’t “just know” that he couldn’t find a parking space next to the courthouse at a quarter to 10:00.  Another person assumed that when the judge told us to return the next day it didn’t apply to her.  Big mistake.

Less than half an hour later, they had convened a jury, plus one alternate, including “Darlene”.  My name was never called.  Nevertheless, I have fulfilled my civic duty, which is both a “privilege and an honor” for at least one year.

And I had the rest of the week to work on my Christmas Project.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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