Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

June 3, 2016

Dear Everyone:

For the record, I have already voted.  The California Primary doesn’t actually happen until next Tuesday, but we’ll be in New York then.  So I voted last Wednesday and delivered my sealed ballot to the Drop-Off Box under the stairs at our beautiful new City Hall here in San Ramon.

First, of course, was who to nominate to run as an official Candidate for President of the United States.  There were seven hopefuls to choose from.  I used Google to hunt down each one’s official Website.

The first one started out with a rant, frequently using the word “fuk” and referring to Hopeful Hillary as “the Bitch of Benghazi”.  Moving on….

Up next:  “No Party obligations, only to our Heavenly Father.”  In other words, freedom of religion means MY religion, not YOURS.  And moving on again…

…to a fellow who equates the national budget with gardening and is passionately opposed to women’s rights.  Three down, four to go, not counting the opportunity to write someone’s name in.

Actually, the next candidate really wants everyone to write his name in.  Possibly because he failed to file early enough to get it printed on the ballot.  Does not suggest a very good planner.  Keep moving, folks!  Nothing to see here.

Next one.  All you really have to do is click on the “Issues” or “Platform” link to find out what the candidate is about.  When I see “…restore the American Government to its Biblical foundations…” I know it’s time to keep moving along.

When the candidate just posts his resume, you know he’s not really trying.  He even mentions that he’s a “Hip Hop Artist”, so I’m inclined to suspect he’s not really all that serious.  Or maybe just padding his resume for the next job interview.

On the other hand, a devout Prohibitionist is certainly up front.  And down for the count.

So which one did I vote for?  Honestly, I don’t even remember.  After all, the “real” contest is between Hopeful Hillary and Donny the Trumpet, with Bernie still on the side.  For now.

In the meantime, there were all of two Ballot Measures to vote for or against.  They managed to avoid my “Yes on Odd, No on Even” rule by using letters instead.

And then there is the Seat in the US Senate about to be vacated by Barbara Boxer after a mere quarter-century.  There were no less than 34 names listed.  Good Grief!!!

Programming Note:  “Jeannie” and I are leaving at the crack of dark Sunday morning to fly to New York for the Wild and Woolly Wood Women, Plus Two, Gathering.  We’ll be gone all next week, so no Letter until we get back after the 15th.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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