Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

November 6, 2015

Dear Everyone:

Before I flew off to Washington, D.C. last month, I decided it would be a good idea to get a flu shot.  Just in case.

For me, there are three ways to get a flu shot.  First, go to my Primary Care Physician (PCP).  Presumably, the flu shot would be free, covered by my Health Plan; but the visit to the doctor’s office would cost the usual $25 “co-payment”.  Plus, I would have to make an appointment.

The second choice would be to go to the Big National Grocery Chain store, complete with pharmacy, where the shot would not be covered by my Health Plan and would cost about $35.  But no appointment required.  And they give you a coupon worth 10% off most everything you buy on a single visit.

The third choice would be to go to the Big National Pharmacy Chain store, where the injection would not be covered by my Health Plan and would cost about $35.  But no appointment required.  And they give you a “Pass” worth 20% off various products.

What I found out a few years ago is that “Pass” is actually a “bait and switch”.  A person would hold their “card” under a reader and the reader would spit out a bunch of coupons, each worth 20% off on a particular product.  Only they were almost all for products that person would have no reason to purchase.

Example:  “Our computer shows you don’t have any pets.  So here’s 20% off on pet food.”  Or, “our computer shows you’re 64 years old.  So here’s 20% off on our store brand of tampons, which we know you won’t buy.”

Ultimately, Choice Number Two was the best from an economical point of view.  So I stopped in the Big National Grocery Chain store, no appointment necessary, paid my $35, got my shot and a coupon that saved me better than the $10 difference between the store and the doctor’s office.

And I flew off to Washington D.C. with a sore tooth, the result of an emergency root canal, but no influenza.

Last Tuesday, I was in the dentist’s office to get a new crown put in place.  But there was a problem with the crown and I wound up going home with yet another “temporary” crown, and another appointment in two weeks for another permanent crown.  And at first, I blamed the headache and aching neck muscles on lying upside down in the dentist’s chair.

But a few hours later I realized that, while the flu shot was holding the influenza virus at bay, a plain-old-ordinary cold virus had snuck in under the radar.  I had caught a cold.  The usual sneezing, coughing, aching muscles, not-getting-any-sleep-at-night symptoms.  In other words:  Abject misery.

So not much of a Letter this week.  Everybody stay healthy.  And “Jeannie” wants something called a “Fitbit” for Christmas.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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