Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

June 26, 2015

Dear Everyone:

Today the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS) upheld the Fourteenth Amendment to the Constitution, specifically the clause about “equal protection under the law” for all citizens.  Three cheers for SCOTUS.

What was it all about?  It was about whether or not states could prevent some people from marrying other people based upon some arbitrarily-selected criteria.

Now, understand, this type of discrimination has been going on for millennia.

For centuries, people were restricted from marrying other people based on what social group they belonged to.  “Don’t marry that person; he/she is The Enemy”.  Case in point:  Romeo and Juliet.  Granted, that one didn’t work out so well.

On the other hand, people were restricted from marrying people who were too close to them.  Incest:  A Game the Whole Family can Play.

Then there was the whole mythology directive:  Don’t marry anyone who doesn’t happen to subscribe to your chosen mythology.  Catholics shouldn’t marry Jews; Protestants shouldn’t marry Catholics; Muslims couldn’t marry Christians; ad nauseam. 

More recently, there were laws about the color of a person’s skin, or the shape of their eyes.  In certain states it was illegal for a person of one color to marry a person of another color up until 1967.  Not so long ago, huh?  In California, it was once illegal for a person of Asian descent to marry a person of Caucasian descent.

Most of these arbitrarily-chosen criteria have been struck down, one way or another, although marrying your sister is still frowned upon.  So which arbitrarily-chosen criteria landed on the chopping block this time?  The penis.

Society has long indicated through various customs that a Person with a Penis (P-with-P) is more valuable than a Person without a Penis (P-without-P).  Even today P-with-Ps, while performing exactly the same work, tend to be paid more than P-without-Ps.

And when it comes to marriage, the argument is that P-with-Ps should only marry P-without-Ps and vice versa.  Why?

Some may declare that the “purpose of marriage is to produce offspring”.  Naturally, P-with-Ps married to other P-with-Ps (and the reverse) cannot, through traditional means, produce children.  Stuff and nonsense.  Has no one ever heard of using a turkey baster?  Not to mention adoption.  Furthermore, if the “only” purpose of marriage is to produce children, then shouldn’t childless couples be forced to annul their marriage and try, try again?  Of course not.

The fact of the matter is that Society is evolving.  Rules that made sense in a nomadic or agrarian lifestyle no longer apply now.  At one time Society insisted that everyone had to get married and produce offspring; otherwise Society would die out, something Society did not choose to do.  In this day and age, when the entire country of China is trying to reduce its population through a plethora of not-very-well-thought-through means, producing children is no longer Society’s main objective.

Society will proceed quite well even if a tiny percentage of the P-with-Ps marry other P-with-Ps, and so on.  So why all the uproar?

Have you noticed that the people making the most noise all seem to be P-with-Ps?  Not all, of course, but a significant percentage.  Could it be that they have the sneaking suspicion that this “marriage equality” will further erode their preferred status as The Privileged Male?  They talk a lot about one mythology or another decreeing that Tradition is sanctioned by this Fill-In-the-Blank-Deity or that.

But “tradition” is just a faster way of saying “that’s the way we’ve always done it”.  And that’s a fairly comfortable place to hide behind, rather than facing facts.  And the Fact is:  P-with-Ps and P-without-Ps can now marry whomever they damn well please.  Get over it.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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