Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

June 12, 2015

Dear Everyone:

It rained this week!  Water falling from the sky!  People dancing in the streets!  Slippery roadways!  Oops.

This has been an “historic drought”.  What that means is that this is not the first time that the heavens have failed to deliver as much water as Californians would like.  Take the 1860s, for instance.

While the rest of the country was embroiled in the American Civil War, also known as The War Between The States, also known as The Unfortunate Incident of the Northern Aggression, California was simply broiling.  Crops dried up.  Cattle died in the fields.  And many an Early California Land Baron fell victim to Evil Bankers.  (Note:  All Bankers are Evil.  Just look at the Great Recession of 2007-2008.  And now they’re complaining again about not making enough money off other people.)

As for California, it has always been on the edge of a desert.  Originally, people sensibly planned for droughts as well as the occasional “rainy season”.  On the other hand, there is a prevalent theory that the Mayan Empire collapsed, in part, because of a 200-year-long drought on the west coast of the Americas.  Try not watering your lawn for the next 200 years and see what happens.

The problem, of course, is not really about too many people watering their lawns.  The problem, in a nutshell, is in part, nuts.  California almonds to be exact.  Recent news items have been trumpeting that it takes a gallon of water to grow one almond.  People used to joke about “saving water” by ordering wine instead.  Cute.  Of course, it takes a lot more water to grow the grapes that eventually produce the wine.

So, where did all these crops come from?  Ever hear of the California Gold Rush?  People came to California to “get rich quick”.  Most didn’t.  Many stayed anyway and settled on farms, where you could grow lots of crops, provided you had enough water.

Fast-forward to the end of World War II.  American soldiers, returning from the War in the Pacific, came through California on their way home.  Some never went home.  Some went home, packed up the family, and returned to California.  “Sunny California”, where the weather was almost always perfect.  California grew by leaps and bounds in terms of population, crop production and water consumption.  All those people needed water.

And they got it, through the simple expedient of stealing it from somewhere else.  Ever see the movie, Chinatown?  It was “inspired” by the California Water Wars.  Back in the late 1800s, a couple of guys named Eaton and Mulholland crafted the Los Angeles Aqueduct, which basically sucked water from Owens Valley and Mono Lake, for starters.

About a century later, the water supply is drying up.  Lots of talk about “climate change” being the cause.  I’m sure the ancient Mayans called it something else.  In the meantime, everybody please pray for rain and lots of snow in the mountains.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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