Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

May 15, 2015

Dear Everyone:

A few weeks ago I went into “full verticalization mode” with new shelving in the “back” bedroom.  The organization goes on.

I excavated a pile of papers that had been sitting on the “temporary” table for around six years.  Example:  The registration on my car, which may or may not have been there since 2006.  The registration, not the car.  More explicitly, the registration expired in 2006.  Fortunately, the registration has been renewed about eight times since then.  Even more fortunately, no one asked to see the registration at any time when it was still valid.

I also discovered a notice from the United States Postal Service acknowledging my official Change of Address Notice in 2009.

The trouble with Handy Horizontal Surfaces is that they tend to attract piles of things.  Especially piles of papers, such as the daily onslaught of mail.  I have a friend who would, from time to time, have someone come in and help her with the housework.  On one occasion, the Helper asked where she wanted to start first.

“Start by clearing all this stuff off the dining table.  I want to see some wood!”

And it’s not just the dining table that suffers from Handy Horizontal Surface Syndrome (HHSS).  Whenever I print something from the computer, I tend to put it on a small convenient table right next to the monitor “just for a moment”.

It may be the receipt from ordering something online.  Or it could be the Agenda for this month’s ARMA Board Meeting.  Then I get to the Meeting and discover that the Agenda is still sitting on the small convenient table next to the monitor.  Don’t you just hate when that happens?

On the Plus Side, sometimes verticalization proves extremely helpful.  Last October I got a new laptop computer.  But I still needed to keep the older laptop close by for when questions and things came up.

I was at one of the Big Office Supply Warehouse Stores, looking for some kind of shelf that I could use for the older laptop.  What I wound up with was a pair of stacking plastic drawers, about 14 inches by 10 inches by 7 inches high.

Not only was it the perfect height, sitting on yet another small convenient table, to hold the older laptop almost at eye level; but it also provided two new drawers to stuff things into.  It gave me a place to hold all the postage stamps and return address labels, as well as a number of other small, but terribly important, objects.  Now I just have to remember that I put all those small, but terribly important, objects in the bottom drawer under the older laptop.

Many decades ago I worked in a department that included a number of lawyers.  Each lawyer was assigned an individual office, complete with very nice wooden furniture, thus denoting their advanced state of importance over file clerks with old, beat-up metal furniture.  One of these lawyers was extremely well-organized.

On his very nice wooden credenza, he placed three very nice wooden desk trays.  He labeled them from left to right in order of increasing importance.  The labels read:

Urgent.  Critical.  Festering.

Whatever helps you believe that you’re organized.  Remember:  Organization is what gives you the illusion that you’re in control.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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