Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

October 10, 2014

Dear Everyone:

Last June, I bought a new printer.

The old printer had developed a problem in which it insisted there was a “jam” in the cartridge area and refused to believe me when I assured it that there was nothing there.  I had bought that printer when the one before it suddenly stopped printing with black ink.

The thing of it is, I could try to find a “repair shop” for printers.  And, assuming one existed, they would keep the printer for the time it takes to order a part and install it.  In the meantime, I would be without a printer for who knew how long.  Or I could just buy a new printer, thus saving a great deal of time and effort.

I even decided to get the “extended warranty” for about $25.  I figured a printer has enough moving parts that can wear out and/or break to make the “extended warranty” worth the added cost, should the printer break down within the “extended” time limit.

Here’s what I discovered:  The store guarantees that, should the printer break in less than two years, the store will not fix it; the store will not replace it; the store will “extend” me a credit, in the amount of the original purchase, towards the purchase of a new printer, at that store, of course.

In other words:  The store figures a printer should last for about two years.  Same for other electronic devices, including your average computer.

Now you may be thinking, “How many moving parts can there be in a computer?  If it’s a laptop, there’s a hinge, but what else?”

Actually, the hard disk drive, where all the applications (aka “apps”) and files are stored.  A computer expert once attempted to describe what happens when you turn on the computer and the disk drive starts up:  “Imagine a 747 airliner is taking off, from a standing start, inside your computer.  It’s like that.”

Last month, my laptop started having some little problems, like freezing in the middle of something, running especially slow in one particular application, that kind of thing.  So how old was that laptop?  Exactly two years and one month old.

So here’s my philosophy:  Don’t wait for something to break at the most inconvenient time possible, thus forcing you to get a replacement right then and there.  Been there, done that.  Instead, get the new one while you still have time to continue using the old one.  That way you can “learn” the new appliance/system while still relying on the old one.

On the one hand, imagine having your kitchen oven suddenly conk out on Easter Sunday when you have two dozen people coming for dinner.  On the other hand, you can’t exactly keep an “extra” oven sitting in the middle of the kitchen, can you?  Life is a balancing act.

Last weekend, I bought a new laptop.  Why that exact time?  It was on sale.  And it was on site, which is to say, I got the last one they had in stock.  I also bought the newest version of Microsoft Office (Word, Excel, Outlook, PowerPoint), having been limping along with the 2010 version all this time.  It was also on sale.  And I had a store coupon that even applied to electronics (most don’t.)  In all, I saved $180.

The new laptop uses Windows 8.  I’m used to Windows 7.

Not that Windows 8 is a complete mystery to me.  My cell phone uses a version of Windows 8 and I’ve had it for almost two years.  (Note to Self:  Time to get a new cell phone.  Wait until after Christmas.)

The new laptop comes with all kinds of “Help” already available.  Including a “Tutorial” that will, briefly, show you all the new bells-and-whistles of Windows 8.

Unfortunately, “Help” tends to be written by and for people who already know what they’re doing.  I needed something more.  So I went looking for a book online.  Not a Kindle book, a “real” book.  Something I can flip through the index and mark pages when I want to.

Last Sunday “Jeannie” decided that she only had time for lunch.  After lunch, we decided to take a quick look in a “discount electronics store” that happened to be in the same (very large) shopping center.  Since the book I needed was about computers, they might have one.

Once we entered the (rather huge) store, “Jeannie” saved time by asking for directions to where the books would be located.  One person knew they had books, just not where.  Asked a second person, who referred to a third person.  The Third Person, a young woman, not only led us to the part of the store that held books, she even reached down to the lowest shelf and brought up “…this is the book you need.”  Not only a book on how to use Windows 8, it was specifically written for the “60-and-better” crowd, with extra-large font and pictures.  And it was $8.00 less than the same book from an online sales site.

So now I’m learning Windows 8 while still using the “old reliable” Windows 7 on the old laptop, which I’m stubbornly continuing to use for now.

Windows 8 has something called “Start”.  Windows 7 had “Start”, but this “new-and-improved Start” is (big surprise) completely different.  Nothing is where it used to be.  “Start” is where you can find all your “apps” (short for applications, i.e., the programs you use the computer to run, like Word, Excel, etc.)  Except when you can’t find the ones you want in the “forest” of ones you never use.

The new “Start” has “Tiles” that launch your apps for you.  I suspect the geniuses at Microsoft noticed how many people created Shortcuts on their desktops to get to the stuff they use the most.  So Microsoft made it “easier” to cover your desktop with “Tiles” instead of “Shortcuts”, thus ignoring those of us who never felt the need for that many Shortcuts.

I, personally, used the “taskbar”, that thing that usually sits at the bottom of the screen (although you can move it to another location, typically by accident.)  I even discovered, quite recently, that by right-clicking an icon on the taskbar, it displays links to the last ten documents I worked on.  Isn’t that great?  Wouldn’t you know I’d figure that out just in time to move on to something new?

The new system is not all gloom-and-doom.  I actually like some things about it, and will, no doubt, quickly become so used to doing things the new way that I won’t remember how I did it in “The Good Old Days”.

One thing I already found I like:  The Weather Tile.  Click on this Tile for the first time, and the system asks if I want to change the location, or even let it assume my current location, based on I’m-afraid-to-ask.  So now I have a Tile that continually checks and reports on the Weather in San Ramon.

Thanks to the Book, I was even able to create more Weather Tiles and group them together.  I now know, at a glance, what the Weather is in San Ramon, Concord, Clinton Corners, Tucson, Lake Oswego

Oh, Brave New World!

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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