Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

May 30, 2014

Dear Everyone:

Next Tuesday is Election Day (Vote Early!  Vote Often!) here in California and that has started one heck of a battle, not to choose which Democrat or Republican (or Green Party or Libertarian or all those “little” parties) to elect to the state assembly, or the governorship; but rather to choose which Democrat to run against which Republican (and all the “little” parties) next November.  That’s right, the ballot is two pages long.  But this is just the Primary.  Wait for the “real” fight in the fall.

In the meantime, my mailbox runneth over with “Don’t Vote for That Idiot!!!” glossy, full-color ads galore.  I can hardly wait for next week when they will give way to the usual junk mail.  Not that I have to wait to vote, of course.  I do my voting by mail.

Many, many years ago, when I was going to be out of town on a business trip, I applied for what was then called an absentee ballot.  That’s when I discovered how easy it is to vote ahead of time.  Just fill in the appropriate boxes, sign, seal and drop in the mail.

No stumbling in the dark, trying to find some obscure address that turns out to be on the other side of you-can’t-get-there-from-here.  So I started absentee voting even when I wasn’t absent, so to speak.  The People In Charge Of Voting caught on and sent me a form to sign if I always wanted to vote-by-mail.  As long as I kept voting every election, they would keep sending me the “absentee” ballot.  Such a deal.

So I’ll vote this weekend and be all done by Monday.

In the meantime…

Before I got all caught up in my Homeowners Association, the Board had decided to set up a new system for accessing the swimming pools here at our community.  Right now, you have to have a key that unlocks the gate to get into the pool.  (There are two pools, the “Main Pool” beside the Clubhouse, across the street from me; and the “Lower Pool”, or the “Back Pool”, or the “Other Pool”, which is now where my mailbox is located, all the way over there.)

The new system will use key cards, or “swipe cards”, instead.  You’ve seen them, probably used one or twelve.  You hold, or “swipe” the card in front of a reader.  If the card is “approved” the reader signals the gate, or door, or turnstile, to let you in.

The Good News:  This will allow us to set the system to automatically lock the gates at 10:00 PM, when the pools officially close for the night.  Even if you have a valid card, you still can’t go in for a “midnight swim” after 10:00.  The gates will also automatically open at 7:00 the following morning.  The people who live in the units immediately adjacent to the pools will greatly appreciate this.

The Even Better News:  Homeowners who fail to pay their Association Dues will find that their cards don’t work.  Once you give out a key, getting it back is very difficult.  As is preventing duplicate keys from being made, even though the key is stamped “Do Not Duplicate.”  Cards are harder to duplicate.  And cards can be deactivated quite easily, or so I’ve been told.  Which leads to…

The Bad News:  Someone has to program all those cards into the system.  Getting the system set up, and the readers installed at the gates, was taken care of by “Manny, the Maintenance Guy” who owns and runs the company that does the maintenance work around here.  But we can’t expect “Manny” to program cards for every one of 188 units.

Which is why I volunteered to take care of it.  “Manny” and I were supposed to get together the other day so he could show me how to use the system.  But, apparently, the system had a problem that day.  “Manny” called the guy who “trained” him, but that guy said he only did training.  This was “system support”.  “Manny” had a call in.  Haven’t heard anything since.

Doesn’t exactly inspired confidence in the vendor who supplied the security system, but we’ll see.  In the meantime, I’ll concentrate on which “Bozo” to send into the fray for next November’s “real” election.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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