Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

September 29, 2011

Dear Everyone:

Finished the résumé, at least for now.  Quick!  What’s a word that means “experienced”, but doesn’t mean “old”?

Keep working on that.  There’s a prize for the best entry.

That’s my last major obligation, for now.  The last couple of weeks it was all “follow up” appointments with various physicians and the dentist.  I had carefully scheduled them all to come after the Oregon trip, but that meant lots of being in certain places on time.  How nice to have that all out of the way until next spring.

Now I’m thinking, it’s time to work on this place I live in.  Been here for over two years and I still haven’t hung very many things on the walls.  Used to be, I was too busy working and not-enough-time-on-the-weekends.  That excuse doesn’t wash anymore.

Ditto the bad hip.  Still have to watch the back, though.  It’s always something.

Nevertheless, I think it’s about time to start rearranging furniture.  And maybe some upgrading on the patio.

A few weeks ago, I got what “Jeannie” calls a “nasty-gram” from the property management company.  Anytime a letter begins with “As you are aware…” that means a CC&R letter.  Not too surprising, there’s a new president and board of the Homeowners Association.  At the last meeting, they mentioned cracking down on too many “guests” at the pool and people who use nails already put in to hang things outside their units.

Apparently, there’s also a rule prohibiting bird feeders.

Seriously, I had no idea that chickadees, finches and mourning doves constitute a “criminal element”.  So all the feeders are empty and currently hiding out in the closet.

Of course, the “complaint” referred to in the letter had nothing to do with any of my neighbors.  They have more important things to do than complain to the property management company.  It was the guy who was “fixing up” the outside of the building.

No doubt, part of his “job” is to report any “infractions”.  “Jeannie” and I refer to him as “the Sniper”.  I expect my neighbors will get “nasty-grams” of their own, referring to the Oakland Raiders shield upstairs, or the planters hanging from inside the patio fence next door.

In time, the Sniper will move on and all will go back to “normal”.  In the meantime, the feeders continue to cower in the closet and the jays fight over a single “nugget” of “wildlife cake” sitting on a small wooden table on the patio.  And they still use the water bowl that I keep filled, just in case.  No rules against water.

In fact, I noticed during an evening walk the other night that another neighbor has what appears to be some kind of lighted fountain on their patio.  Sounds of falling water and a lovely display of filtered light that was quite inviting.  Must investigate further.  Also, check the CC&Rs for “no fountains” rules.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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