Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

August 20, 2010

Dear Everyone:

For anyone who noticed...

Yes, there is a reason why this week's Letter is a tad bit late...

A few weeks ago, the support people for the electronic document management system, the same one I've been working on the Computer Based Training (CBT) for, asked me if I could help them out with testing for the new Release of the software.  (Old joke:  It wasn't released; it escaped!)  Naturally, I said, "Sure!"

I (sort of) knew at the time that some of this testing takes place after the usual office hours.  For instance, they can't start testing the “Hobby” location until after 6:00 PM, “Hobby” time.  That's 4:00 PM our time (California.)  So when "Jeff" sent me an Instant Message (IM) Wednesday, pointing out that a lot of his people were going home early because they expect to be working Thursday until around 3:00 AM, my response was:  "WHAT???!!!" ("Jeff" is the guy in charge of keeping track of who is testing what, where and when.)

Not to worry.  I didn't stay out that late.

In times past, we would come into the office to find all the waste baskets filled with take-out containers.  Our first clue that they had been working on a Release.  (Actually, our first clue would be when they told us they would be working on a Release; but you don't always put two-and-two together until you see the result.)

Now that I'm "helping", I can see that a certain "carnival atmosphere" comes into place.  After all, you may be working into the wee, small hours, but you get to order whatever kind of sandwich you want (from the online menu of a nearby restaurant that surely looks forward to these occasions.)  But I've already seen one of the downsides:  The air conditioning shuts off at 6:00 PM.

By 6:30, it was approaching 78 degrees in my office.  Lucky I have a small electric fan under my desk.  And a smaller, battery-powered one in my file cabinet.

Apparently, "Jeff" submitted a request Wednesday to the building maintenance people to keep the air on last night.  He has proof that they got the request and "responded', meaning they said they would do it.  I remember when we worked in the warehouse down in “Livermore” (about 10 miles south of here.)  Every Monday morning, in the winter, it would be freezing because the heat shut off automatically and didn't turn back on because that "required" an "engineer" to come down and flip a switch.

In other words:  Situation Normal.  (For you "youngsters", this is a reference to "SNAFU", a term supposedly originated by someone in the Navy in 1941, as in during World War II.  It stands for "Situation Normal, All Fouled Up".  (That's the polite term; feel free to substitute your own favorite word beginning with the letter "F".)

So I went down the hall to visit the support people and discovered that they had figured out, quite some time ago, how to open the windows in our building.  For the record, these windows are "sealed" for our "safety" and can't be opened.  Unless you are a clever support person who happens to have the right kind of "wrench" to open the screws that keep the windows "safely" shut.  Then the windows slide open and, as long as it is cooler outside than inside, problem solved.  As it happens, we've been having a deceptively "cool" summer this year.

Good news for me as I have not yet made arrangements to have the windows in my new-to-me condo replaced.  Apparently, you have to get written agreement from all of your immediate neighbors to make any "improvements" to your place.  I have the form, just haven't found the time to pester all of my neighbors yet.

Back to the Release...

We "broke" for "dinner" around 8:00.  By the time we finished eating, the main “Pleasanton” server was ready for testing.  But then there was the "DMZ" docbase, which was there, but I couldn't "see" the necessary folder to do the testing.  (It's always something!)  (Again, for the "youngsters", "DMZ" originally stood for "De-Militarized Zone", a term that came into being during a conflict between what is now called "North Korea" and "South Korea".)  In computer terms, it means a computer location that can be reached by people outside the "firewall", the electronic safety net that keeps bad people away from Company data.  The server itself is here in “Pleasanton”, but it has to be approached from "outside" the network.

Bottom line:  I finished all my tests and left the office around 10:30 last night.  Too late to start on a Letter.  (But much earlier than the rest of the team.  I understand they left a little after 1:00 AM this morning.)

There was a bit of testing today, mostly having to do with Australia.  But they’re technically not in production yet, so I guess that was OK.  At any rate, my tests were finished early this afternoon.  Which left me some time to work on a completely different CBT.  Which I’ll talk about another time.

 

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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