Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

October 23, 2008

Dear Everyone:

“Jeannie” and I had a great time in Las Vegas last weekend.  Before we left, I went online and ordered tickets for “O by Cirque du Soleil” at the Bellagio Hotel (“and Resort”.  They’re all “hotel and resort” now) and Blue Man Group at the Venetian.  Don’t even ask how much the tickets cost.  I just requested “best seats available.”  Also, when I bought my airline tickets, I requested “Passenger Assistance” (i.e., “wheelchair”.)

Friday

We got our hair cut a day earlier than we usually would, then headed for the airport.  When we got there, we only had to wait a few minutes for “Passenger Assistance” (PA) to produce a wheelchair to take me to the gate.  The flight to Las Vegas was smooth and uneventful.  PA picked me up at the gate and wouldn’t let me get out of the wheelchair until he had taken us to baggage claim, pulled out both our bags, brought us to the special PA taxi stand and deposited me safely in a taxi cab.  “Jeannie” tipped him $20.

Unfortunately, we got a very cranky cab driver.  Taking us to the Polo Towers meant going on The Strip (Las Vegas Boulevard), which is notoriously slow Friday and Saturday nights because, apparently, everyone cruises The Strip, thus resulting in gridlock.  The driver was less than mollified when I gave him a better than 20% tip.

Once in the Polo Towers, where we were borrowing the use of “Jeannie’s” friend’s timeshare, it took almost an hour to check in.  When we finally got to the Front Desk, we found out why:  The resort had discovered that some earlier guests had been diagnosed with Legionnaires’ Disease, so all incoming guests had to sign a waiver.  (Apparently, it didn’t “stay in Vegas.”)  This caused great consternation among those checking in, but we decided to go ahead and take the risk.  This was, after all, Las Vegas.  We also happily accepted the free bottled water being handed out by the staff.

We moved in, then went in search of dinner.  We found it about a half-block away.  (Note:  In Las Vegas the blocks are very large.)  We had a lovely dinner, then strolled back to the resort and settled in for the night.

Saturday

The Polo Towers didn’t have a restaurant, but it did have a gift shop that sold coffee and doughnuts.  We decided to walk “across the street” to the Monte Carlo.  This took about half an hour.  Once inside the resort, it was another half-hour to get through the casino to find the buffet.  We had a nice big breakfast.

Once we got back out of the resort, we decided to take a cab to the Bellagio.  Even though we could see it, we knew it would take all day to walk there.  This cab driver was in a much better mood than the one the night before.  As usual, it took a lot of time to wend our way through the casino, etc. to find the Theater where the Cirque du Soleil would perform that night.  I produced the documents proving that I did order the tickets and that I was, in fact, myself.

Tickets in hand, we decided to try taking “The Deuce”, a double-decker shuttle bus that would take a passenger up and down The Strip as many times as they liked (for the right price, of course.)  It wasn’t the shuttle bus’s fault that some emergency virtually shut traffic down.  We finally got off and walked back to the Polo Towers.

When it was time to go back to the Bellagio, we opted for a cab.  “O” is a sumptuous combination of synchronized swimming, gymnastics, ballet, acrobatics, incredible diving and some contortionists.  “Jeannie’s” feeling was that it could have been about a half-hour shorter.  I enjoyed most of it.  We hung out at the entrance to the resort long enough to see the big fountain display that runs every quarter-hour, then took yet another cab home.

Sunday

We checked out the swimming pool (and hot tub), but mostly just sat in the shade and read until it was time to meet “Jeannie’s” friend, and former knitting instructor, and her mother for lunch.  They took us to “old Las Vegas” where we strolled up and down a section of street that had been closed off and covered to allow pedestrians to walk without worrying about the weather.  “Jeannie” bought a souvenir for the neighbor who was feeding “Jeannie’s” cats during her absence.

When we got back to the Polo Towers it was time to check in and print our boarding passes.  The Concierge informed us that we could do this at the Front Desk.  Unfortunately, another group of people were checking in and we ran into the same log jam created by the Legionnaires’ Disease waiver.  Eventually, we did get our boarding passes printed.

We had planned on riding the roller coaster at New York, New York until “Jeannie” found out it cost $14 for one ride.  Instead, we decided to take the Monorail from the MGM Grand to the Venetian.  Once again, the trip through the resort to get to the Monorail took unconscionably long, forcing us to walk in a gigantic circle.

By the time we got off the Monorail and through the inevitable casino, we decided to take yet another cab, even though the Venetian was “right across the street.”  This driver was unhappy because he had to wait through four cycles of the traffic light before he could make an illegal U-turn, then take us through a circuitous route to get “across the street.”

Inside the Venetian, a helpful desk clerk produced a map with the most direct route to get to the theater for Blue Man Group.  Once we had the tickets, we realized we had time for dinner.  So we rode to the second level on an escalator…and found ourselves in St. Mark’s Square.  Of course, it was a replica of St. Mark’s Square in Venice, but it even sported a vaulted ceiling painted with blue sky and fluffy white clouds.

We had dinner in an “open air” restaurant and even had time to walk through the Square along the Canal before returning to the Theater for Blue Man Group.  I’m not sure how to describe Blue Man Group.  Three guys wearing blue makeup and gloves, along with black/brown pants and shirts.  They play percussion instruments and experiment with colored liquids.  Their facial expressions don’t change much, but they can convey hilarity in body language.

Because we were in the fourth row, we got plastic ponchos to wear over our clothes.  Sometimes the materials make their way off the stage and into the audience.  It’s very interactive.  Loads of fun.

Monday

“Jeannie” went out for coffee and doughnuts while I packed.  Checkout wasn’t until 10:00 am, but the maids wanted us out sooner so they could clean the rooms.  So we checked out, but kept our key cards so we could go up to the pool area on the roof where we hung out until it was time to go to the airport.

In the lobby, we asked the Concierge to call us a cab to the airport.  Instead, a man grabbed our bags and put them into a shuttle bus which turned out to belong to the resort.  So our return trip only cost the usual $5 per bag tip.

“Passenger Assistance” again whisked us through security in Las Vegas and back to baggage claim in Oakland.  The shuttle driver from the parking lot recognized us and even refused my tip because “Jeannie” had already tipped for her bag.  And so back to my place and “Jeannie” home to her cats.

Neither of us did any gambling, unless you count cranky cab drivers and traffic problems.  I have no idea how much money we spent, but I’ll figure that out next weekend.  In the meantime, “There’s no place like home!!!”  Everybody pray for rain and lots of snow in the mountains.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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