Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

February 6, 2008

Dear Everyone:

A few weeks ago, “Jeannie” decided that she needed a new cordless phone, the reason being that the one she had would no longer hold a charge for very long.  Now, the logical thing would have been to visit a nearby electronics store, phone in hand, and have the people there help figure out what kind of replacement battery to buy and put into the phone.

But that wouldn’t be fun.

Instead, we went to the Big Blue Electronics Warehouse Store and looked at both phones and vacuum cleaners.  Ever since she replaced her carpeting with tile and hardwood, “Jeannie” has also needed a new vacuum.  She had done all the research, going to the Big Orange Hardware Warehouse Store from which she had acquired both the tile and hardwood and they assured her that This Model was perfect for her floors, only they didn’t sell it.

So while “Jeannie” grilled a sales representative on vacuum cleaners, I checked out cordless phones.  I was inclined toward the same make that I’ve had for years.  It records messages and tells you the number that is calling, literally intoning, “1-877-555-1234”.  And it let’s you enter dozens of numbers into its handset.  It even plays different ring tones for different callers.  This is how I know when “Jeannie” is calling from either her home or cell phone.

Of course, that model is way out of date now, so I picked one that was not only expandable, but even included three extra handsets, complete with their own chargers.  “Jeannie’s” take was:  “You mean I can lose up to three handsets and still be able to use the phone?”

This makes absolute sense.  When “Marshal” was staying at “Jeannie’s” over the Holidays, he wondered why a load of laundry was making so much noise.  “Are you washing sneakers?”  No.  “Jeannie” investigated and found the remote control to the VCR/DVD player in the washing machine.  Remarkably, the remote works just fine.  So losing a handset to the laundry is a very real possibility.

And, since I had two $50 gift cards to the Big Blue Electronics Warehouse Store, the whole thing cost “Jeannie” only the sales tax.  Naturally the phone system stayed with me.  I plugged everything in and let the four handsets get charged.  Then I input all the family phone numbers that I had.

The following weekend, I brought it all up to “Jeannie’s” place and set everything up.  The message center and main handset are in the office.  One handset in the bedroom, one in the bathroom/vanity area.  And one downstairs in the dining room.  We tested it and it worked great.

Then I started thinking about my own phone system.  Sure, it tells you the number that’s calling, but you can only hear it if you’re downstairs.  Half the time I’m upstairs and have to listen carefully to hear if anyone I want to talk to is leaving a message, then try to get to the one upstairs phone before they stop talking.  If I had a system like “Jeannie’s” I could have a handset in each upstairs bedroom and one in the living room downstairs as well.  Then I’d only be a few feet from a handset that would display who was calling.

So last Sunday, “Jeannie” and I went to another Big Blue Electronics Warehouse Store where she bought a very expensive (but only 17 pounds “light”) vacuum cleaner and I got a phone system just like hers.  Last night, instead of going to the polls to vote (see last week’s Letter), I input names and phone numbers into all four handsets.

Just a few minutes ago, the phones rang and I grabbed the one on the nightstand and saw immediately that it was a charity that calls and leaves a computer message asking for donations.  No need for me to pick up the call.

I like it.

Also last Sunday, our niece, “Liza”, came to visit, so we went to a movie together.  When I read the review of Juno last December, it sounded like a lovely film, but it wasn’t playing anywhere.  When it did arrive at our local art house, “Jeannie” wasn’t particularly interested.  But when “Liza” and I both voted to see it, “Jeannie” decided to come along, especially since it was my turn to pay.

Juno is an absolute gem of a coming-of-age story about a sixteen-year-old girl who gets pregnant.  Ellen Page plays Juno MacGuff, a teenager who decides to have her baby and give it up for adoption.  She has already made this decision when she tells her father and stepmother the situation.  J.K. Simmons and Allison Janney play the parents and their honest reaction, after Juno drops her bombshell, sets off a marvelous chuckle through the theater.  There are many mirthful moments.

Such as how Juno finds the prospective adopters, Valerie and Mark Loring, played by Jennifer Garner and Jason Bateman.  As the film progresses, and Juno’s pregnancy advances, she comes to realize that she’s not quite as grown up as she thinks she is and, frankly, neither are they.  But everyone has the opportunity to grow and that’s the point.

Not surprisingly, the film has been nominated for:  Best Actress, Best (Original) Screenplay, Best Director and Best Picture.  If you do go to see it, make sure that you have a clear view of the screen.  Almost at the end, the camera focuses on something hanging on the wall.  A woman leaving the theater stopped to ask us what it was because she couldn’t quite see it.  It’s important.

 

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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