Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

April 3, 2003

Dear Everyone:

I took last Monday off so I could take “Jeannie” to the dentist for her six-in-one appointment, and take her home afterward.  I also needed the time to get my income taxes done.

“Jeannie’s” appointment was for 8:10 and we got there in plenty of time.  I started working on my taxes at 10:00.  It only took two hours, but I didn’t finish until after 4:00.  That’s because of other things that took up time, like running scan-disk on the computer to make sure it was ready for the tax preparation software.

Then the software needed to get some updates from its home base out on the Internet.  That took another hour and, as soon as I disconnected the phone line, I got a call from the dentist to come and pick “Jeannie” up.  Seems the “six hour” appointment only took around three hours.

So I shut everything down and ran up to the dentist.  “Jeannie” needed to do a few urgent errands (like transferring the money to cover the check to the dentist), then she was eager to get home where she could take another tranquilizer and some pain medication.

Back to my place, where it was time for some lunch, then back to the taxes, which did indeed only take a couple of hours to fill out and complete.  I ran into a snag the following evening when I received confirmation that both federal and state returns had been accepted, but the software didn’t want to cooperate with my printer.  Got that squared away and now there’s just the “completion” in the program which consists largely of the manufacturer trying to sell you more products.

In other news…

“Jeannie’s” PC, which was so crucified by the lamebrains at “Big Computer Warehouse Place”, is back home at my place.  I picked it up this morning.  The computer doctor only charged us for the hour and a half that it took him to correctly install the drivers and operating system and applications that said lamebrains had totally scrambled.  I probably won’t have time to do any testing this evening; but will set up and see how things are tomorrow after work.

Also in the news…

The Global Document Management System (GDMS) that I’ve become more closely involved in lately is having its own problems.  Not with the application, but with upper management.  There’s a lot of pressure on the team to complete this pilot project on time, which means by a week from next Monday.

Meanwhile, in another part of the Operating Company, our OpCo President has “pledged” to save the company $23 million.  A “Cost Reduction Study”  (CRS) has been declared, with the OpCo vice president at the helm.  (This is the same executive who is in charge of the GDMS project.)  10 study teams have been formed to “find” the $23 million to be saved.  The Great Kickoff Meeting took place this morning.

During said kickoff, the study teams were informed that they have to use the GDMS to document their studies.  Which means we have around 70+ not-so-willing trainees to teach how to use the system.  The executive also wants all the training completed by Friday.  And, oh by the way, condense a day-long course into two hours.

This explains why certain members of the GDMS team (myself included) are officially in “Tumble-Dry” Mode.  This is not unlike having the floor under your feet constantly shifting while someone blows hot air at you.  In other words:  Situation Normal.

But enough of that.  “Jeannie” and I finally made it to a movie this weekend.  (Another reason to take a day off.)  We saw The Core, which is really a variation on Journey to the Center of the Earth, but without any credit going to Jules Verne.

The premise is simple:  The earth is losing its electromagnetic field and all will die unless something is done.  The thing to do is go to the center of the planet and fix the problem with nuclear explosions.  (Because God knows, nuclear explosions are always so helpful.)  Do this by assembling a colorful group of disparate people in a theoretical prototype of a machine that doesn’t exist yet.  You have three months.  Take your time.  No pressure.

It’s actually pretty well done.  The characters are at least slightly more than caricatures.  We especially liked the elf-like little computer nerd.  And there are comic touches throughout.  But where the movie really excels is in the special effects (naturally).  Boring through the earth’s crust, mantel and outer core looks a lot like blasting your way through a gigantic bowl of cream of tomato soup; but up on the surface, you get to see what happens when San Francisco Bay suddenly begins to boil.  And best stay away from any other well-known landmarks.  It’s not like these guys are going to show you what happens when electromagnetic anomalies hit the middle of nowhere.

But they do show that you can make a movie like this without relying on George Lucas’s Industrial Light & Magic, the special effects company that employs so many people in nearby Marin county.  Maybe that’s another reason for the special effects guys to pick on the Golden Gate.  It’s so close to their competition.

All in all, a nice diverting two-plus hours that will take your mind away from current events.  And then you get to point out all the scientific discrepancies on the way home.

Love, as always,

 

Pete 

PS.  I did get refunds on both federal and state taxes.  P.

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