Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

July 26, 2000

Dear Everyone:

We don’t know if it’s just a coincidence, but barely a week after I replaced the mouse at work with the trackball, because my arm was beginning to bother me, I found myself undergoing an Ergonomic Review.  This is where an “expert” observes you at your work and notes down if you are doing anything ergonomically incorrect.  Is your chair too low and your keyboard too high?  Is your keyboard too low and your chair too high?  How close is your phone to whatever it is that you’re doing when the phone rings?  (I’ve got this one covered; I usually leave the phone set on forward to Voice Mail, so it doesn’t ring, period.) 

Are you reaching too far?  Are you sitting too much?  How often do you take breaks?  (“Breaks?  What are breaks?”)  Is the monitor too high or too low?  Do your feet reach the floor.  (I told him if he wanted to make my cubicle ergonomically “perfect” he could either lower the desk or raise the floor.  Neither is really practical.) 

All of this wasn’t really because I got the trackball.  We’ve been undergoing another restructure (when are we not restructuring?) and there’s a new Safety Committee in place that’s sort of trying to figure out what they should be doing to keep us all safe.  Since the majority of reportable injuries involve Repetitive Strain Injuries, they’ve decided that they should make everyone as ergonomically correct as possible.  And the way to do that is with reviews and follow-ups. 

So when the new ergonomic specialist met with our boss about setting up reviews earlier this week, guess who’s name came up?  Actually, there are about four of us who got pegged on the first go-around.  And, for the record, the specialist could find little fault with my ergonomics.  I demonstrated how to use my (very expensive) chair to adjust the height according to whether I am at the computer (low) or working at the desk itself (higher, with a footrest in place). 

I also showed him the special glasses that I got for working at the computer so I’m not constantly tilting my head back to see the screen clearly.  The best he could do towards recommending improvements was to suggest a chair mat, so the chair would roll more easily (with my hearty endorsement – I might even get one or two for home).  He also suggested that I visit the Ergonomic Lab, which is a room up in Company Park where they have numerous ergonomic devices to try out.  This room is conveniently open for 90 minutes every Wednesday morning.  I may go up there after I get back from vacation (which is next week). 

In the meantime… 

“Jeannie” graciously gave me permission to go and see a movie without her since she was so busy last weekend, trying to get as much work done before we leave for Oregon as possible.  So I walked over to see What Lies Beneath. 

This is a movie about Alfred Hitchcock.  You may think, from the advertising, that it’s a mystery thriller about Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer, but it’s not really.  It’s about Alfred Hitchcock.  Or, rather, his movies.  The more Hitchcock movies you’ve seen, the more movies you will see in this movie. 

In fact, it almost becomes a game to see how many of Hitchcock’s films you can spot.  The plot becomes almost insignificant, not to mention incredulous, particularly towards the ending climax.  Liked Rear Window?  How about Psycho?  Vertigo?  Sorry, I don’t remember spotting any menacing birds or compulsive kleptomaniacs.  But the music, which is substituted for any actual suspense, was lifted almost bodily out of nearly every Hitchcock thriller I ever remember. 

Ford and Pfeiffer make every effort and they do a commendable job of it.  But if you’re not into Hitchcock, you might want to wait for something better to come along.  Summer’s not over quite yet. 

Programming Note:  As mention previously, we’re going on vacation, starting this Friday.  So no Letter next week.  Try to hold on. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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