Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

June 14, 2000

Dear Everyone:

We’re getting near the end of the tunnel on The Tooth business.  Last Friday, I spent two hours lying upside down in the dentist’s “chair” (all new equipment!), while the dentist took an impression before  pulling off the remaining three caps for which I once paid $750 each.  Then he did some drilling (they can’t resist drilling, if only to try out the new drill) and took another impression.  Finally, he created a temporary “bridge” made from the original impression to fit over what’s left of the existing teeth. 

While this temporary plate takes the place of the previous caps and protects my mouth from the sharp little points that are what’s left of my original teeth, it is not functional to the extent of using it for chewing.  Which leaves us back where we were six months ago when The Tooth was extracted and I couldn’t bite into anything.  Not even a banana. 

Once again, no Fast Food.  No burgers, sandwiches, bagels, or anything else you generally hold in one hand and bite into with your front teeth.  On the plus side, what with all the trouble with The Tooth, I’ve misplaced almost 15 pounds. 

And I’ve started using the treadmill again, although a record-breaking heat wave has curtailed any exercise more strenuous that getting more ice out of the freezer for the rest of this week.  Last weekend, “Jeannie” and I went to look at dishwashers and headphones.  “Jeannie” needs a new dishwasher because she got a recall notice on her old one.  The “recall” consisted of a warning that the unit could start a fire unless she hired someone to replace a fuse, or something.  She figured she’d be better off if she just replaced the whole thing. 

And I need to look at headphones so I could work out on the treadmill while watching TV.  Problem is, the machine makes so much noise that you have to turn the volume way up in order to hear anything, and I have neighbors on that side.  So I needed the headphones to plug into the TV (which has the requisite jack).  Many varieties to choose from, and I found a “wireless” set that seemed perfect. 

You plug the transmitter into the TV and set the “channel” to A or B.  Then you figure out how to put batteries into the headset (did I mention the instructions were only printed in French?) and adjust the channel until you get sound instead of static.  The ear pieces are very well padded, so no sound escapes to the surrounding area.  And you don’t have to worry about absentmindedly walking away with the headphones still on your head. 

I liked the idea so well, I decided to get a second pair for the office.  Lately, I’ve been doing a lot of data manipulating, which lends itself well to listening to CD’s, either on a CD player, or using the CD drive on the computer.  But every time I needed to get up and get a file from the drawer, or put a piece of paper in the recycle box, I’d have to stop the music and take off the headphones because the wire was too short. 

Now I can even walk across the room to the printer without removing the headphones or even stopping the music.  Of course, people who want to stop me with a question as I pass their cubicle are going to have to figure out a way to get my attention, since I won’t be able to hear them.  This could get interesting. 

Only nine more days until the New Teeth are in place. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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