Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

May 17, 2000

Dear Everyone:

Things are still pretty busy at work.  We’ve finished the general training sessions for Users of the new software, at least for now.  Although I have already received a request to go into San Francisco and train a group there, it will have to wait until after my summons for jury duty next week. 

One result of all this training is that people go back to their offices all fired up to use the new system.  Then they forget at least part of what I taught them.  Rather than look at all the documentation I gave them, they just call me.  Lots of questions coming in.  Ditto requests from new people who have heard of the system (or have a supervisor who’s heard of it), and want access to it. 

Keeping track of all these requests, and at what level of completion each one is, has been especially difficult.  This was because we had to get the new Users entered into a “Global Group”.  The Group has the rights that people need to access the system.  Problem was, this meant a call to the Help Desk (sometimes referred to as “The Helpless Desk”).  We would need to note down the “Ticket Number” so we could track the request and know when it was completed. 

That was until this week.  My cohort, “Wilbur”, convinced someone in the Technical group that it was in their best interest (not to mention ours) to let us maintain our particular Global Group (there are two of them, actually, but what do you care?).  Now that we can see who is, or isn’t, in the Global Group, it’s much easier to keep track of people.  Plus I set up a database with check boxes to indicate if the new User had been added to the right Global Group, added to the email distribution list (for the ubiquitous Weekly Updates) and added to the application. 

This has helped considerably, although, as I explained to a particularly impatient applicant, “You’re just one snowflake in the middle of an avalanche.”  (Wait for the Spring thaw.) 

Speaking of Spring, we’ve been having a strangely cool and damp one.  It’s been so cool that I’ve been forced to turn the little heater in the bedroom back on in the mornings.  Usually, by this time of year, it’s been relegated to the closet until Autumn.  In California, it isn’t “April showers that bring May flowers”.  That’s what Home Depot is for.  But even in May, we’ve been having showers.  Even thundershowers. 

Luckily, one thing I did get done before the Big Trip to “Hobby” was finishing a new cover for my patio shade.  I found a bolt of 90”-wide, unbleached muslin at the fabric store and bought seven yards of it.  Cut that in half and sewed the halves together.  Then it was a case of trimming it down to a good size to go over the frame.  Getting the fabric up and over the top of the frame without help was interesting.  I managed it with a mop handle and a lot of luck.  I had also attached ties at all the edges so I could fasten it to the frame.  However, it soon became evident that the corners would also need to be securely fastened.  I think the safety pins in each corner add a nice touch. 

So, when it rained last week, the patio was covered at least in part.  And the muslin doesn’t seem inclined to fill up with water the way the old cover did, possibly because it’s actually looser.  The rain just runs down the sides and drips onto the floor.  Perfectly acceptable. 

In other news… 

Safety is a big deal at work these days.  To encourage people to work safely, they hold a drawing each quarter.  This last quarter, I won a $100 gift card at a record store.  I decided to use it to get some new CD’s to listen to when I’m working at my desk. 

Have you tried to get the wrapper off a CD lately?  It’s next to impossible (which is next to Schenectady).  For roadside sobriety tests, instead of making you walk in a straight line, they should just hand you a CD and say, “If you can get the wrapper off, you must be sober.” 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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