Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

February 3, 2000

Dear Everyone:

Things to be celebrated:

It’s official:  I’m finally able to eat hamburgers again.  The hole in my mouth where The Tooth used to reside has healed enough for me to bite into things, as long as they’re not too hard.  This greatly increases my options at lunch time.  McDonald's, here I come. 

We have completed running the Destruction Review Reports for now at work.  There might be one more tiny little group coming back to us from the vendor; but it won’t be much.  Over 316,000 boxes have been identified as eligible for destruction.  Not that they will all be destroyed, of course; “Tiddly” and “Winks” will see to that, along with Owners who will look for any excuse to hang onto their boxes. 

Nevertheless, it looks like I won’t need to work so many extra hours this month.  In fact, I’m taking Friday as a “Comp Day”.  My sincere hope is that I’ll sleep through the entire morning.  Of course, I’ll miss the line up on the A&E network; but, hey, it repeats, starting again at 1:00 p.m. 

Finishing the Destruction Reports doesn’t mean the work is done, naturally.  The manager is already asking for statistics that required 24 separate queries in 12-14 separate databases to compile.  And he wants a daily count of how many Owners responded and how many boxes they released, etc.  Managers are good at seeing “The Big Picture”, but they have no idea how labor-intensive and time-consuming coming up with those figures can be. 

And I really, really do need to get going on the Conversion from the old Versatile system to the new extemporé system.  But first, that Comp Day. 

Also deserving of celebration:  Mother and her friend “Amy Rutland” are off to sunny Spain and perky Portugal this month.  They’ll be gone for over three weeks.  I have already received my assignment to be sure and tape the “Homicide:  Life on the Streets” made-for-TV movie, which will be broadcast some time this month.  Leave it to Mother to leave the country during a sweeps month. 

In other news… 

I really did tape the Super Bowl last weekend, along with the Pre-Game show.  I had to split my viewing into two evenings; but I got through eight hours of programming in under two hours, simply by fast-searching through everything but the commercial breaks.  Herding cats” wins, of course; although I did like the beer commercial featuring a couple of lizards complaining that a ferret on their team had allowed herself to be photographed in the nude, complete with Playboy-like poses. 

One reason for not watching the actual broadcast of the game was that “Jeannie” and I went to see Galaxy Quest on Sunday.  “Jeannie” hadn’t seen it yet.  It was the second time for me, and it was just as cute and adorable as the first time.  Definitely worth a trip to the theater. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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