Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

April 29, 1999

Dear Everyone:

Got a crash course on the difference between Capital Expenditure and Depreciation this week.  One of the things we need to do before we can start getting out of Versatile and into extemporé is decide whether to buy a standalone server and maintain it ourselves, or to lease space on a server owned and operated by CITC (Company Information Technology Company).  Having gone through all the headaches associated with the care and feeding of a server, I was all in favor of renting from CITC. 

And they very much want our business.  But first, I have to “prove” that this is a good idea.  This means pulling together facts and figures to show that, over a three-year period, it would cost us “this much” per month to rent.  Then I had to find the numbers to show that, over a three-year period, it would ultimately cost us “this much more” to own. 

A server would cost us $19,599.10 (I love the “and ten cents”).  This I got from CITC, based on the type of server they recommend for what we want to do.  Add to that the cost to have CITC maintain the server for us.  And the cost of the software to run it, not to mention the database that extemporé “fronts” for.  And a bunch of other things, all adding up to a couple of thousand more per month to buy than to rent. 

So, you’d think it would be pretty obvious that we should do things my way, right?  But first, I had to include what the “depreciation” would cost.  You see, you don’t just plunk down $19,566.10 for the server.  It has to come out of “capital expenses”.  This is an imaginary pot of money that belongs to the Company.  You “borrow” the money from the Company to buy the server, then pay the Company back based on a “depreciation formula”. 

This is not unlike having your Big Sister buy the VCR for you, then you paying Big Sister back over time.  Only Big Sister is probably more forgiving about when you pay it back than the Company.  In fact, the Company starts charging you for depreciation the month after the purchase is made.  And they don’t ask you for the money, they tell you how much they already took from you. 

So I went to “Doug” (our financial analyst) to find out how much the server that we don’t want to buy would cost us in depreciation over three years if we did buy it, even though we don’t want to.  He presented me with an Excel spreadsheet that “explained” how much it would cost per month over six years. 

I pointed out to him that company policy is now to replace computer equipment every three years to keep up with technology.  He recomputed the spreadsheet and came up with the following: 

For the first year, we would pay back to the Company 25% of the total cost of the server, divided into twelve monthly installments.  The second year, we would pay 25% of the remaining 75% of the cost, in easy-to-pay monthly installments.  The third year, we would pay 25% of whatever was left, also in easy-to-pay monthly installments.  At the end of three years, we would pay of the remaining “depreciation” in a kind of balloon payment.  And how much would that cost us over three years? 

A total of $19,599.10.  And that’s the difference between capital expenditure and depreciation.  Now you know why I don’t bother trying to balance my checkbook every month. 

Bottom line:  I’m very hopeful that we can finally get this darned decision made so we can move on to getting an evaluation copy of extemporé for testing.  I’m dying to get my hands on that software and find out what it can really do. 

Also on the computer front, “Jeannie” and Oberon are starting to get to know each other.  I tried showing her how to enter receipts into Excel last Saturday; but it soon became evident that she needed far more basic information than that.  So we went out and got a couple of “Dummies” books for her to go through. 

While leafing through one of the books during lunch, she ran across a way to minimize a window without using the mouse.  “Jeannie” may think she doesn’t know any more about computers than the neighbor’s dog; but I’ve been searching (in vain) for that particular shortcut for years. 

Go figure. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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