Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

December 10, 1998

Dear Everyone:

Still plowing my way through all those Records Management software evaluation video tapes.  It takes an average of four to five hours to view a two-hour tape.  This is because I’m constantly stopping (or pausing) the tape to type notes into a database.  Yes, they say the product can do such and such, but this is what it actually looks like when they demonstrate it. 

Also, the criteria are listed alphabetically, but the presenters tend to jump around in the software, showing different features and sometimes going on tangents when someone asks a question.  It’s not unusual for a particular criteria to come up three or more times in various parts of the presentations. 

So I’m also noting exactly where on a tape (to the nearest minute) a criteria gets mentioned.  So, if you’re interested in how a particular application handles electronic documents (can’t imagine why you would, but one never knows), it might come up at 0:05 (introductory remarks), then again at 0:45 (electronic document is found in a search) and once more (with feeling!) at 1:57 (one last question from the audience). 

This is important for two reasons:  First, it will allow us to queue up all four tapes to a particular function, such as reporting capabilities, and view all four products one right after another for just that one criteria. 

Second, there is a consultant in CITC (Company Information Technology Company) who needs to look at the products with an eye towards electronic document management systems (EDMS) and how the ones at Company might interact with (or react against) a product; and the possibility of using one of these products at CITC to manage email (which is growing faster than Godzilla).  However, we don’t want to pay her $90 per hour to slog through a bunch of features that don’t concern her.  So she’ll get the tapes and a list of exact spots to fast forward to, skipping the rest. 

Another advantage to all this dissecting of products is that I’ll be able to produce a report of criteria, description, weight (how important is it to us), and notes about how each of the four products fills that criteria.  Then we can assign weights to the products.  One does it pretty well (gets a 5), one does it, but it’s not very easy (gets a 3), and one doesn’t do it at all (gets a 1).  Add up the weights and you get the best fit for the job. 

It’s much more scientific and objective than closing your eyes and throwing darts at the wall.  It also takes a heck of a lot longer. 

In other news… 

Barely two weeks until Christmas and I’ve hardly done any shopping yet.  Tried several times to find a certain something for “Jeannie’s” birthday, but with little success.  However, in that area, I have a fallback position.  As for the rest, panic probably won’t start to set in until Sunday. 

Finally did get to see A Bug’s Life and it’s adorable.  This is the second computer-animated feature this year and the better of the two.  Like Antz, it’s peppered with celebrity voices, most of which I missed because I don’t happen to watch those TV sitcoms.  And it doesn’t matter in the slightest. 

A colony of ants are being terrorized by a bunch of bullying grasshoppers (led by Kevin Spacey).  A brave individual ant goes in search of “warrior bugs” to come and fight the grasshoppers.  The “warriors” are reluctant to help, but are won over by the situation and the one ant’s determination to save his colony.  Not surprisingly, the good guys win. 

If it all sounds vaguely familiar, it’s because you’ve seen it before.  This is Seven Samurai, also known as The Magnificent Seven, remade as Battle Beyond the Stars (ironically, Robert Vaughn starred in two out of three of them, a cinematic record, I’m sure).  The only difference here is that no one looks like Yul Brynner and there are eight “warrior” bugs (unless you count the pill bugs individually) instead of seven. 

Whatever.  Cute film.  Go see for yourself. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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