Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

October 15, 1998

Dear Everyone:

Well, everyone is back now more or less where they belong.  Mother spent most of last week at my place.  On Wednesday, our old friend, “Mame Diamond”, came to collect Mother and take her to Hayward for the day; but she was back after dinner.  Other than that, she played couch potato (pronounced “res-ting”) and walked over to the shopping center across the street from my place if she wanted a little exercise (and a sandwich from the deli). 

On Friday, “Jeannie” and Mother drove to Fresno to spend some time with “Marshall”, returning Sunday night.  I kept “Jeannie’s” cat, Monroe, with me as she needed to be fed tiny white pills twice each day.  Near the end, I had become quite adept at poking those little pills down her little kitty throat.  Or so I thought, until I discovered that Kitty had become quite adept at holding the pill under her tongue until such time as she could discreetly spit it out. 

Monday morning, I dropped Mother off at the airport.  Then I went home to clean.  Washed all the fur balls out of the bed linens.  Vacuumed up all the fur on the carpets.  It’s amazing how much one small cat can shed in just two and a half days. 

In other news... 

Home Improvements. 

Last spring, I discovered a way to put a motion sensor on the patio light that required no wiring.  You just screwed a special socket into the regular socket and then put the actual light bulb into the special socket.  A coiled wire connected the special socket to the motion sensor, which works off a simple 9-volt battery.  So when I’d get home late, and it was already dark, when I entered the patio from the carport, the light would automatically come on so I could see to get the key in the lock.  I liked this a lot. 

As winter approaches, I had decided that I wanted to do the same thing with the porch light over the front door.  This way, the light would come on when someone approached and they could see to press the doorbell (if I had a doorbell -- more about that later).  So, while Mother and “Jeannie” were out of town, I went to The Big Orange Hardware Warehouse Store, looking for wireless motion sensors. 

I was also looking for wireless doorbells.  While in Canby, I’d discovered that Mother has a wireless doorbell on her front door.  I never knew such things existed until then.  Mother got hers out of a catalog; but I figured, if catalogs carry them, I’ll just bet that The Big Orange Hardware Warehouse Store does, too.  I got the deluxe model, with a second doorbell for the back (patio) door; although “Jeannie” is about the only person who would come to the back door and she has a key. 

No sooner were the doorbells installed (i.e., glued to the door frame with double-sided tape) than the kids in the neighborhood started the old “ring-the-doorbell-and-run-away” game just as if they had invented it themselves.  On the second day, I learned that my new next-door neighbors, on the left side, had also just installed a new, wireless doorbell system and guess what?  We were on the same channel.  I changed the channel on mine and the doorbell has been pretty quiet since then. 

And when “Jeannie” and Mother arrived from Fresno Sunday night, “Jeannie” rang the doorbell automatically, without ever realizing that it hadn’t been there before.  So now I’m all set for Halloween.  The little nippers won’t have to stand on each other’s shoulders to reach the brass knocker.  I just have to confer with my neighbors on how many kids to expect in this neighborhood. 

Judging from the number of decorations out already, they take Halloween seriously around here. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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