Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

January 8, 1998

Dear Everyone:

Survived another Christmas Holiday and my first ever “9/80” Day Off.  9/80 is a “compressed work week” in which you work nine hours per day for nine days in a two-week period; then you get the tenth day off.  What usually happens is you work nine hours each day from Monday to Thursday.  On Friday you only work eight hours.  Then you have the weekend.  During the second week, you work nine hours each day, Monday to Thursday, at which point you’ve worked a full 80 hours and take that Friday off.  Thus you get a 3-day weekend every other week. 

A 3-day weekend every other week is very appealing.  And since I moved to San Ramon, I could work nine-hour days and still get home by 6:00.  I’d basically be working the extra hour that it used to take me to get home.  When I said the time I would save in commute time added up to a full day, I wasn’t just whistling Dixie. 

However, there is a bit of a catch.  They used to have 9/80 schedules in “Livermore” when I first started working there about three years ago.  At the time, I passed on signing up for the compressed work week because my schedule, shuttling back and forth between “Livermore” and San Francisco, was already too confused to try and remember which day of the week it was.  Also, I noticed that both the supervisors, “Murray” and “Brad”, almost always showed up at work on their Off Day because there was one little thing or another that they just had to take care of.  It seems that, if your last day is Thursday, and you’re going to be gone for three whole days (never mind that two of them are the weekend), you just can’t seem to get out the door with everything taken care of.  Coming in on your Off Day was becoming something of a tradition at Company. 

But then I found out that you can make your Off Day a Monday rather than a Friday.  In fact, they prefer it that way because it spreads people out more evenly over the week.  And people that I spoke with who have Mondays off said it’s much easier to leave things not quite finished, or stay a little later, on Friday, knowing that you have three whole days to recuperate.  Having every other Monday off was too tempting to resist. 

And, as it happened, the way the alternating schedules operate, I started out the new year with a 3-day weekend, sleeping in on Monday.  Of course, in the fine Company tradition, I sneaked into the office for a half-day on Sunday to clean up my files and try to get my cubicle a little better organized; part of my never-ending quest to have everything at my fingertips and nothing in my way. 

OK, enough about work.  Movies: 

Titantic, James Cameron’s shining tribute to NAFTA (the North American Free Trade Agreement).  If you want to know where $200 million went, just read the closing credits.  Every third person from Baja, Mexico to San Diego to Marin County to British Columbia seems to have been involved.  Literally thousands of names are listed, only there are so many that they separated them with commas instead of the standard columns. 

The story is told in flashback, which allows modern-day characters to occasionally explain what went wrong and how the ship cracked in two as she went down.  Seems everything the captain and helmsman had learned with previous ships worked against them with the Titanic.  When they spotted the iceberg, they should have just rammed it.  Instead they tried to veer off, which you could probably do with a smaller ship.  It was rather like someone who always drove a small sports car suddenly behind the wheel of a limousine or bus.  Their reflexes got in the way. 

Of course, it takes two hours before the iceberg gets to make its debut.  First we have to get through a love story involving a poor, little rich girl and a scrappy artist who won tickets for the trip in a last-minute poker game (lucky guy).  He gets to see her world, full of stuffy rich people in evening dress; and she gets to visit his world, full of happy poor people who dance in their bare feet. 

Just as the two are about to get their comeuppance, that pesky ice cube gets in the way.  And then Cameron pulls out all the stops.  His action scenes are very convincing and use a lot of water.  You watch state rooms slowly tilt until everything starts falling off the shelves and then even the shelves start to slide.  Many, many stunt people jump, fall or are pushed into the water.  You will believe that a ship that big can sink that fast. 

As for the young lovers, it’s a little hard to really care about them since they’re plastic to begin with.  Starsky and Hutch had more chemistry than these two.  The people who really affect you are the bit parts, which Cameron wisely filled with veteran character actors.  It takes real actors with plenty of experience to show you the despair in the eyes of the captain and the architect who built the ship as they realize that their hubris and arrogance will cost so many innocent people their lives.  Or the Irish woman, trapped in steerage, telling bedtime stories to her young children as she waits for the inevitable.  The last hour makes the first two worth it.  Take plenty of Kleenex. 

Tomorrow Never Dies.  Silly title, a reference to a USA Today-type newspaper printed in multiple languages with the title of Tomorrow (in multiple languages).  Like all Bond films, it starts out with an elaborate action sequence, ending with a typical Bond offhanded remark.  Unlike most Bond films, it actually has a fathomable plot.  In the usual Bond film, during a spectacularly choreographed action scene, you find yourself wondering, “Um, why is he battling with a Samurai warrior in a Viennese Crystal factory?  How did we get here?” 

Of course the advantage to the Byzantine story line is that you can watch the movie over and over and still not know what’s going on.  In this film, you know exactly what’s going on because the villain goes to great trouble to explain it all up front.  Another difference is that the “Bond girl” is a martial arts expert in her own right, capable of kicking people in the head with the best of them. 

Straightforward plot, adequate action sequences, the usual gadgets and gimmicks that come into play at just the right moment.  An enjoyable two hours.  Or you could wait for the video to come out.  Or you can wait a little longer for it to show up on a TBS marathon. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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