Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

September 11, 1997

Dear Everyone:

It was nip and tuck whether there would be a Letter this week.  When I turned the PC on after a week in “Cincinnati”, the PC did not come on as usual.  It came up with a single message:  “Failure hard disk 0.”  Anyone familiar with computers knows that this is a message you never want to receive. 

Oberon was dead.  Or, at least, in a computer coma.  I tried again and got an additional message, “Operating system not found.”  More bad news.  In laymen’s terms, my hard drive had crashed.  (For those of you who know what I’m talking about and are holding your breath, yes, I did back up all essential files like my checking account and the Weakly Letters.  Resume breathing.) 

This was last Sunday.  Since it was unlikely that any commercial computer hospitals would be open, I went over to “Jeannie’s” to see “Marshall” (who had come up for the weekend) and go to a movie.  I took Oberon with me to work on Monday and basically threw myself on the mercy of our technical support. 

While it could be argued that this was not a company machine and they should not spend company time and resources trying to get it running again, it could also be argued that I do a lot of company work at home and, if the tech support guys don’t have anything more important to do with their time, why not let them try to revive Oberon for me.  If they couldn’t spare the time, I would find a computer doctor somewhere near “Livermore”. 

I sent one guy an email and he sent a note back that it could simply mean that Oberon’s system file had been corrupted (you never know what they’ve been up to while you’re out of the house) and this could be fixed by copying a system file from my office PC to a diskette and back onto Oberon’s C:\ drive.  His note concluded, “...should you fail in your mission, your support staff will disavow any knowledge of your actions.” 

Unfortunately, Oberon could no longer “see” his C:\ drive.  The darn thing has over a gigabyte of memory on it, how could he not “see” it!  Back to technical support.  The other tech support guy came over to take a look at it since the problem looked interesting.  He got the C:\ drive working again, although, when “Jerry” and I (thinking we’d garner some useful knowledge from the experience) asked him how he’d fixed it, he replied, “I dunno.  Sometimes if you just wiggle the drive a little...” 

It took another day and a half to get Windows to work again.  Nevertheless, there’s a box of See’s chocolate truffles on their way to the tech support guys right now and Oberon is up and running again.  For those of you who think making a backup copy is too much trouble, remember, it’s not a matter of if your hard drive crashes, it’s only a matter of when.  And I guarantee, it won’t be at a convenient time. 

As for the movie, Event Horizon is a sorry waste of time and effort.  When you consider how much money went into the production and special effects, it’s a colossal waste.  Talk about “all dressed up and nowhere to go.”  Virtually no plot.  Characters you couldn’t care less about.  Not even Sam Neill can save it.  And don’t bother when it comes out on video; on a small screen it would be just about impossible to figure out what’s going on.  Save your money for the next one. 

About “Cincinnati”.  What can I say?  It was “Cincinnati”.  The highlight of the trip was finding the perfect birthday gift for “Jeannie”.  Anyone who wants to buy a share is welcome.  “Marshall’s” already in for a piece. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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