Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

October 3, 1996

Dear Everyone:

Heading into Fall.  Time to turn the mattresses and replace the box of baking soda in the refrigerator. 

Saw the “final” floor plan for “Livermore” this week, consisting of about two dozen cubicles for everyone, including the supervisors (called “Team Leaders”) and the manager.  My office, among others, will be turned into a conference/work room, to be used for ad hoc meetings.  When FAST and RACS move out of San Francisco, I’ll lose my SF office as well.  When the dust settles, I’ll have two of a lot of things (two staplers, two tape dispensers, two bottles of Advil).  This won’t happen until after the first of the year, but when it does, maybe I’ll hold an auction. 

Things have been fairly q-u-i-e-t at work.  I’ve been developing an Access database for the RACS group.  It consists of some tables that have to be linked together in order to produce the reports that they need.  I’ve found that it’s generally easiest to let the Wizard start the report, then monkey with it until it looks like what RACS said they wanted. 

The Wizard is a sub-program that asks a lot of questions, then lays out the report, or form, or query, based on how you answered the questions.  Microsoft is very fond of Wizards and puts them everywhere.  Wizards can be very helpful.  They can also be very frustrating when they don’t ask the right questions. 

As for RACS, you put your heart and soul into fitting 47 different fields on one page and they come back and ask, “Can’t you do it in portrait instead of landscape?”  They don’t like the lines that the Wizard automatically adds to make the reports look “attractive”.  So I take the lines out.  Then they want the lines added back in. 

It’s not that they’re schizophrenic, it’s because different people in the group want different things.  That’s why the note to take out the lines is in a different handwriting than the note to add lines back in.  Also, they’re in San Francisco while I’m working in “Livermore”, sending reports back and forth via fax.  It’s easier to ask for the impossible if you can’t see the look on the systems analyst’s face. 

It’s even better if you can call the analyst and say, “I’ve faxed you some more changes and I’m going into a meeting right now.  We can talk later.”  This gives the analyst a few hours to simmer down before you actually discuss the changes. 

On the home front, “Jeannie” and I are getting ready to wing it up to Oregon for “Byron’s” wedding.  Lots of phone calls between “Jeannie” and me, between California and Oregon.  “What should I wear?”  “I don’t know.  What should I wear?”  “Where’s everyone going to sleep?  Should we get a room at the Canby Inn?”  “What’s this about a dinner and ‘Jeannie’ wants to know what the dress code will be?”  And, from what I’ve heard, “Richard’s” going to be spending a lot of time at the airport. 

Nevertheless, in a few days’ time, “Byron” and “Janice” will be married.  And as Dad says, “Any excuse to get the group together will do.” 

Movies... 

My turn to pay for the film and popcorn.  The First Wives Club.  What they call a “chick flick”, because it mainly appeals to women.  “Jeannie” says the book is better, but we definitely enjoyed the movie.  Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn and Diane Keaton, all in one movie, each bringing her own special brand of daffiness to her role.  That’s a lot of potential and the movie lives up to most of it.  As the title suggests, each woman has been dumped by a husband who, having got what he could from the first wife, wants something “better”. 

At first, they commiserate.  Then they form a “club” and start to connive, searching for ways to get even with their ex-husbands.  Along the way, they grow a little and discover more about each other and themselves.  Is it worth the price of two tickets, plus hot dogs, popcorn and a Diet Coke?  At $20.75, yes.  Although, the popcorn could be better. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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