Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

June 27, 1996

Dear Everyone:

A couple of weeks ago, I got into my car one morning to discover that there appeared to be something on my windshield besides paw prints.  ("Valley Terrace" has a very strict no pets rule, which doesn’t seem to deter either the pets or their owners.)  What looked like a funny line turned out to be a distinct crack in the windshield.  I vaguely recalled hearing a bang outside the car while driving home on the freeway the night before, probably a rock thrown up by another vehicle. 

So, I called the dealer to find out if this was covered by the “bumper-to-bumper” warranty that they’d talked me into buying.  Answer:  The warranty only applies if you can’t find a rock chip in the windshield.  Question number two:  How much to replace the windshield if we did find a rock chip?  Answer:  $312, plus labor ($90). 

I went out and checked the car.  There was a definite rock chip.  Ouch. 

But then I got the clever idea to call my insurance company and it turns out I only have to pay the $100 deductible, provided I take it to a repair shop that meets the insurance company’s approval.  And wouldn’t you know it, there’s a preferred repair shop in “Livermore” just around the corner (literally) from the warehouse where I work 60% of the time.  It was only a matter of finding a good “Livermore” day to take the car in and walk back to the office. 

I now have a shiny new windshield and I saved over $300. 

Things have been relatively quiet at work.  We’re still putting the finishing touches on our Web Site, getting it ready to go out into the wonderful world of Intranet.  I’m trying to get my Information Inventory Management Project (IIMP) team together so we can get started on that.  It being almost July (time flies when you don’t keep a gun to its head), we need to get started if we want to finish by 12/31/97. 

“Jeannie” and I went to the movies last Saturday and saw Eraser, the latest Arnold Schwarzenegger contribution to modern culture.  During our post-mortem, we had to admit that, of the summer movies so far, Arnold’s is actually better than many of the others, even Sean Connery’s The Rock.  It’s still ridiculous, of course, but it has more plot than Twister, and makes more sense than Mission:  Impossible.  Connery and Nicholas Cage can act circles around Arnold, but then, Arnold can jump out of jet planes with the best of them. 

Part of the problem here, is that each movie tries to outmatch the one before, with bigger and flashier special effects and stunts.  Even Arnold’s leaving the plane in mid-air, sans parachute, is old hat.  James Bond and Keanu Reeves both did it before.  So Arnold has to come up with something more, like getting into a shoot-out with an airliner. 

By the way, reptiles are big this season.  We’ve seen two movies (so far) that involve either an alligator or a crocodile as part of an action sequence.  Now, there are thousands of stuntmen and stunt-women and even stunt-children.  But how many trained stunt-alligator/crocodiles do you suppose they have in Hollywood? 

And speaking of critters, my new windshield already has paw prints on it. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete 

PS.  I’m off most of next week, so there won’t be a Letter.  Have a Happy Birthday, Mom!!!  P.

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