Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

June 13, 1996

Dear Everyone:

Happy Father’s Day to all you Dads out there! 

“Jeannie” showed up on my doorstep last Sunday afternoon with three kinds of Baskin & Robbins ice cream and a jar of hot fudge sauce.  It’s been that kind of a week; unexpected changes in plans, some good, some better. 

A few weeks ago, in a staff meeting, “Murray” mentioned that some people were coming from Texas for training.  Among other things, they were going to take “Train the Trainer” lessons which would teach them how to show people back in “Hobby” how to use Versatile.  This training would be provided by “Jerry” and me. 

Naturally, “Jerry” and I looked at each other.  Hello?  We’re going to do what?  How we gonna do that?  What’s more, this training is to take place the Monday following a week that “Jerry” will be on vacation and I will be attending the Information Technology Conference.  In other words, it has to be ready by this Friday (tomorrow). 

Actually, there’s really only one person to train and that’s “Lewis” at the “Hobby” Records Center.  He’s the one who would show new Versatile Users in the “Hobby” area how to use the system.  So we called “Lewis” at the “Hobby” Records Center and asked him what sort of training he was looking for.  What did he want us to teach him that he didn’t already know from using Versatile himself? 

“W-e-l-l, y’all would have to ask “Murray” tha-at.  Ah don’t rightly know what he wants y’all to show me.”  (Texans talk that way ‘cause their hats are too tight.  Of course, you could also say that of Republicans.) 

Talking to “Lewis” didn’t prove very helpful.  “Murray” was also rather vague, but suggested that this training should be generic enough that anyone (more or less) from “Livermore” could also use it to train new Users in the Bay Area. 

We struggled with it for a couple of weeks, trying to get a handle on what this beastie would look like if we had any idea what we were trying to do.  I went to the Learning Center at Company Park to see if they had any other “Train the Trainer” courses that might give us a clue.  They didn’t.  Back to square one. 

Then I tried the Library, which is part of our Information Management Services group.  They had a few books on “generic” training, although most of them were geared towards the Human Resources schmuck who’s stuck with coming up with some sort of employee on-the-job training program.  I took a few back to the office with me.  I can keep them until 7/3/96.  Frankly, I don’t need them that long. 

Time was galloping on towards the deadline.  “Jerry” was trying to use excerpts from the User Guide, but found himself just typing the same text word-for-word and (possibly) getting too bogged down in detail.  In the meantime, I was trying for an outline approach, leaving out as much detail as possible.  We weren’t working together because the only time we could find for it was on the weekends. 

We dragged “Murray” back into my office for another “what is it you expect us to come up with?” session in which he agreed he didn’t know what it would look like, but suggested using PowerPoint.  PowerPoint is a Microsoft product that usually comes bundled with Access, Excel and Word.  It’s the one most people ignore. 

Actually it’s a nifty presentation program that takes your bare bones text and dresses it up with lots of eye-catching color and graphics (and you know how fond I am of graphics).  One of the advantages of PowerPoint is that it “helps” (i.e., forces) you to organize your thoughts.  If you ramble on, or go into too much detail, you tend to run off the screen.  (Now there’s a mental image!) 

In a (relatively) short time, everything sort of fell into place.  We put the package together and “Jerry” is going to “test drive” it with a new User tomorrow.  Then we’ll fine-tune it before “Lewis” arrives a week from Monday. 

Until then, I can always fall back on the rocky road ice cream that “Jeannie” left in my freezer. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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