Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

May 30, 1996

Dear Everyone:

Still working on our Web Site, in between crises.  Finally figured out how to translate my clip art into Web-readable “gif”s by finding and downloading a software program I found out on the (you guessed it) Web.  Now we have gif’s up the kazoo. 

Another thing I’ve been trying to do is run a Database Integrity Check on the Versatile database.  It’s a good idea to do this every few thousand miles so you can find and fix little problems before they become big problems and crash your system and put dozens of people out of work. 

Unfortunately, for some unknown reason, the gods have decreed that the Database Integrity Check shall not happen.  One of the difficulties is that no one can be in the system while you’re running this check.  Which means you can only do it when no one needs to use the system.  We figured no one in their right mind would be working over the long Memorial Day Weekend (not even me). 

So we made arrangements for the Help Desk people in Company Park to run the Check from their location.  They have to be there all weekend, because that’s their job, but very few people would be calling in with computer problems.  So they could look in on the Check every hour or so and keep a log for us.  If anything went wrong, they could page me.  I had arranged to borrow “Jeannie’s” pager for the weekend. 

We started at 3:45 Friday afternoon.  All day Saturday, I would check the pager and it would say “no pages”.  Sunday morning, when I woke up, I checked the pager.  “No pages.”  So far, so good. 

While I was eating breakfast, the smoke alarm went off briefly.  I had a fragrance candle burning in the bedroom, so I figured that set it off.  I waved a towel at the alarm and it shut up right away.  Except that it kept beeping once every two minutes after that.  Usually, this means the battery is running low, but this unit is hard-wired to the building’s electrical supply. 

I remembered that “Marshall” once had a similar problem with a smoke alarm that he finally disconnected.  I considered this option as I got ready to take a leisurely Sunday morning bath.  While in the tub, I could hear “beep!” out in the hallway every two minutes.  Then it occurred to me that maybe this wasn’t the smoke alarm after all. 

So I got out of the tub and dripped out into the living room (so nice living alone in situations like this!) and dug the pager out of my purse.  Sure enough:  “1 page.”  This was what had been beeping all morning instead of the smoke alarm.  And people wonder why I won’t wear a pager.  I’d be waving towels at the ceiling every time it went off. 

I called Company Park to find out that the Database Integrity Check had hit an error message at 4:00 that morning.  (So considerate of them to wait until 7:15 to page me about it.)  Bottom line, the Check was over. 

We’re going to try a new and different approach (another one!) this weekend. 

Movies... 

All this trouble with the Database didn’t stop us from going to see Mission:  Impossible! on Sunday.  It doesn’t really have much in common with the original TV series.  Only the title and one character’s name were kept.  Certainly there’s none of the finesse and convoluted plot lines that made the series what it was.  This is your basic spy-vs-spy with lots of flashy special effects.  However, it does have Tom Cruise, and that’s enough for me this time around. 

Incidentally, the “cheap” show has gone up to $4.25 around here. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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