Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

January 25, 1996

Dear Everyone:

Lord, but I do hate getting up early these cold, dark, winter mornings. 

Well, it’s not really that cold.  Rather than heat the whole place when I’m only there for about 75 minutes in the morning, I just heat the bedroom.  I have a little space heater with a built-in clock (everything has a built-in clock these days) that comes on about 45 minutes before I get up; so the room is really quite toasty. 

And it’s not really that dark, of course.  There’s a lamp in the living room on a timer that comes on just before I get up and goes off just after I leave.  In the evenings, it comes on when I come home and goes off when I go to bed.  And there’s another lamp in the bedroom that turns itself on when the clock radio starts playing. 

And I hate getting up as much in the spring, summer and fall as in winter.  So, I guess the operative word, here, is “early”.  It’s definitely early when I get up.  (The definition of “early” being any time before, say 9:00 in the morning.) 

It starts with the heater which, at about 4:30 am makes a few clicking sounds, then emits a soft whirring.  And my sleep-fogged brain says to itself, “What’s that sound?  Oh, it’s just the heater.  Go back to sleep.” 

Then the lamp comes on and the brain says, “What’s that light?  Oh, it’s just the lamp.  Go back to sleep.”  Then the radio comes on and now I have to actually wake up enough to reach over and hit the snooze button before going back to sleep.  The radio comes on again in seven minutes.  And again seven minutes after that.  This happens about four to five times before the backup alarm clock goes off, shouting “Chirp-chirp!  Chirp-chirp!  Chirp-chirp!...”  This clock is located on the lower shelf of the bedside table so I have to really wake up in order be coordinated enough to slam down the snooze bar on that one. 

By this time, I have to seriously consider actually getting out of bed and going to work.  A dismal prospect viewed from under the pillows.  But I do it every weekday.  In other words, each day begins with a small miracle.  In my opinion, like the Folgers coffee commercial sings, “The best part of waking up...” is rolling over and going back to sleep. 

In other news... 

No movies, but I did manage to tape all six hours of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice, unlike some people who only got the first two hours.  For those who missed the rest, A&E is re-broadcasting each two-hour installment on Saturdays, beginning this Saturday (1/27/96) at 7:00 pm (PST) and again at 11:00 (public service message).  Of course, I don’t know when I’m going to find six hours to actually watch the show.  I may have to wait for the next 3-day weekend. 

One reason no movies last weekend was that “Alice” came to visit and “Marshall” drove up from Fresno to join us (and to go into the City to order shirts to go with his new suit).  We had dinner at an excellent restaurant that “Jeannie” picked out.  Unfortunately, I had come down with some intestinal bug last week and couldn’t really enjoy the food, but what I did eat was very good and I’m completely over the bug now.  “Alice” was here for a convention of pharmaceutical people of some kind. 

I’m still playing with AOL (America Online).  I’m getting better at remembering that you have to turn the modem on and you have to switch the phone line for the modem line at the phone jack.  Otherwise, you spend valuable time staring at the screen and wondering why nothing’s happening.  I’m going to try sending this letter electronically to myself at work as part of our ongoing experimentation with ordering supplies over the Internet. 

Of course, I’m still spending most of my time in the Sci-Fi forums.  Lot’s of lively discussions going on.  And they’re much easier to follow than politics these days. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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