Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

November 18, 1994

Dear Everyone:

For the record, I didn't vote all those Republicans into office last week.  My usual rule of always voting against the incumbent had to take a backseat to Mike-I-Can't-Get-Elected-in-Texas-so-I'll-go-to-California-Where-They’re-Crazy-Enough-to-Vote-for-Anybody-Huffington.  I wasn't exactly impressed with his claim to have spent all his own money on his campaign.  It's not what you might call an original thought.  After all, Ross Perot used it two years ago.  And look where it got him.  Nor was I responsible for re-electing Governor Pete-Three-Strikes-and-You’re-Living-Off-the-Taxpayers-for-the-Rest-of-Your-Life-Wilson.  So there. 

Last week's Training Session in Versatile went even better than we had expected.  I attribute this to all the extra hours we put in preparing for it.  “Jerry” and I still ad-libbed just about everything, simply following the User Guide Module; but there were no real disasters.  What really worked out well was having the other three Team Members (“Mimi”, “Miranda” and “Nelly”) "working" the room, making sure that everyone was keeping up and helping the "stragglers". 

Once we got past the first Training Session, I decided that I could relax and actually spent a weekend not working on the project.  I finally found time to do the ironing.  For three weeks I've been scrounging in my closets, looking for something to wear so I wouldn't have to take time away from the project to iron something.  Just goes to show, I've got a lot of clothes in that closet.  If necessary, I could probably have gone another couple of weeks. 

I also decided to clean off the patio, a job that turned out to be a little larger than I had originally planned, due to a pair of mice who had set up a terribly happy little home in an old dresser that I keep out there.  Seems they discovered the plastic bag of bird seed in the second drawer.  Unlike my mother, who buys 60 pound bags of dog food for the raccoons in the backyard, and “Jeannie”, who would go out and buy bread especially for her ducks, I had no desire to become the Earth Mother goddess of field mice.  The bird feeder will remain empty until I can find a sealable container for more seed. 

On a happier note, the self-diagnosed tendinitis in my right arm has diminished significantly, due in part to my being conspicuously left-handed as much as possible; and, perhaps, because I'm not dragging quite as many folders home with me every evening as I was during the summer. 

The Great San Francisco Newspaper Strike of 1994, all eleven days of it, has ended.  Of course, The Chronicle was printed every day of the strike, but it was pitifully thin.  All it had to offer was news.  “Alice’s” father-in-law confided to me, when “Alice” and “Kelly” were getting married, that he'd visited San Francisco once and found that there were no newspapers in town.  He meant no "real" newspapers, like The Boston Globe or The New York Times.  This is true.  San Franciscans (and the rest of us in the Bay Area) don't want a "real" newspaper.  We want The Chronicle, thank you very much. 

On the first day back on the job, the Chronicle TV columnist blasted the local TV news programs for failing to cover the strike in more depth and detail, the way "real" journalists would have.  In my opinion, he's missed the point.  People who watch TV aren't looking for "news".  They're looking for "bites".  And people who read newspapers, the only ones who really cared about the strike (excepting, of course, the management and workers on both sides of the strike), don't pay much attention to TV news. 

Still, I'm glad the strike is over.  I wasn't looking forward to having to read the review of the new Star Trek movie from The Washington Post.  Those people have a very strange sense of humor. 

Saw Interview With The Vampire last weekend.  (I was really taking it easy.)  I read the book when it first came out, largely because our cousin “Gladys”, who worked in a bookstore at the time, pushed it at me, saying, "Buy this book.  The author is a friend of ours and she really needs the money."  Needless to say, the author, Ann Rice, is doing very well for herself these days. 

Because I read it so long ago, I can't say how faithfully it follows the book.  It does seem as if the makers couldn't decide if it should be a horror story or a comedy, so they tried for a little bit of both.  Sadly, the film is dedicated to the late River Phoenix, who died just as they were starting filming.  Christian Slater is a tad too old for the role of the young interviewer, but I guess they had to go with who they could get when they could get him. 

The best news is that I'm scheduled to take vacation next week and it looks like I'll be able to do it.  “Mimi” can work on preparing for the first part of the Conversion while I'm off and we'll begin the week after Thanksgiving, assuming the new Server arrives and gets installed in time. 

The bad news is, of course, this means no letter next week.  Have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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