Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

November 4, 1994

Dear Everyone:

Not much time for a Letter this week, but “Alice” is absolutely right:  I did mess up on the Christmas List.  I don't know how “Frankie” managed to get in there twice and “Alice” not at all.  “Frankie” must have bribed someone. 

I swear I double and triple-checked that list.  I even tried to get “Jeannie” to help me with it, but you know how that goes. 

And another thing:  Whose idea was it to give so many kids in this family the same first initial?  We've got two ‘A’s, one ‘E’, one ’W’ and all the rest are ‘M’s.  No wonder I can't tell one from the other.  Poor planning on somebody's part, that's all I can say. 

Anyway, enclosed is the New and Improved 1994 Christmas List (assuming I remembered to put it in the envelope--things are kind of hectic around here).  The upshot is:  “Richard” gets “Alice” not “Frankie”. 

“Jeannie” took possession of her new car last Saturday evening, after which we went to a movie.  When I came by her place Sunday morning to reset all of her clocks to Standard Time, she wailed:  "There's dust on my new car!" (get used to it, kid.) 

The movie was Stargate.  I thought it was better than the critics said it was.  “Jeannie” thought it was, "much better than just’ better than the critics said it was’."  It was nice to see James Spader playing a good guy for a change.  And Kurt Russell gets better and younger looking every day.  This is because, according to my Encyclopedia of Film, he was born the day after I was. 

“Miranda” chased me out of the office at 6:45 last night, just in time to catch the 6:52 BART.  We'll be burning the midnight oil from now until the week after next.  Parts of the infamous User Guide are looking good.  Other parts consist of two lines: 

"Under construction."

"Thank you for your patience." 

(It works for the highway people.) 

In other news… 

We're having a newspaper strike.  Both the San Francisco Chronicle and the Examiner are on strike until further notice.  This is most annoying.  I realize that I have no time to read the paper, but it should be my choice not theirs.  Of course there are other papers in the area:  The Contra Costa Times, the Tri-Valley Herald, and, of course "The Trib" (Oakland Tribune).  But let's face it:  If it's not the Chronicle, it's just news. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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