Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

June 24, 1994

Dear Everyone:

Tough week.  We finally got Versatile, the software that we hope will replace CRMIS.  “Daisy” and I tried to install it ourselves, and promptly ran afoul of the "maximum record length".  The reference manual made sure to tell us that this was a very important piece of information and that failure to set the correct maximum record length could result in having to re-install the software, thus losing any data you might've entered into the system. 

What the reference manual didn't tell us was what the maximum record length was supposed to be.  It was supposed to be 30.  Unfortunately, that's not the number that we guessed. 

Now, you'd think they could have put this vital little piece of data into the manual, wouldn't you?  Just one more line on the page:  (Hint:  The maximum record length is 30.)  But no.  It would be so much better for us to hire a special trainer, at $680 per day, plus expenses, to come in and tell us that the maximum record length is 30.  On the other hand, since the trainer lives in Fremont, and since we paid for all of her meals during training, the "plus expenses" part boils down to three round-trip BART fares from Fremont to San Francisco.  A bit of a bargain for us. 

The trainer originally told me that it would take her just two days to fully train us in the use, care and feeding of Versatile.  Just in case, I asked for three days.  And a good thing it was, because it took all three days to cover everything.  We kept going off on tangents when questions would come up.  And we had a lot of questions. 

The first day was the hardest for several reasons.  First, we had to do the training in the RACS conference room, which isn't really big enough for 10 people plus tables and chairs.  And we had to use an overhead projector to show everyone what was happening on the computer screen.  Which meant turning off the lights.  Which meant it was dark.  Which meant people started going to sleep.  Plus the first day covered some of the really, really technical stuff that only the System Administrator (me) would probably have to deal with, which meant that people were going to sleep even faster. 

The second and third days were much better.  We managed to secure the use of a real training room, with great, big TV Screens set up to display what was happening on the screen, plus everyone had their own PC to practice on.  Even so, it was a very full three days.  The trainer evidently has a cast-iron bladder and only called a break when faced with armed rebellion. 

Nevertheless, it looks like all those hours of planning are beginning to pay off.  The trainer was surprised at how many in-depth questions we had and at how well we were prepared to start using the system almost right away.  As of now, we're off and running, with a grand total of 3 (imaginary) Owner Codes, 4 Record Series, and about 14 boxes set up in a phantom Records Center with exactly two rows of non-existent shelving.  "Mighty things from small beginnings grow." 

Next week, “Mimi” and I will work with another consultant from Versatile, at $680 per day, plus expenses.  But, since this one lives in Philadelphia, it's going to cost us a little more than bagels and lunch to cover his expenses.  He'll be helping us convert some real data from CRMIS into Versatile.  This will show us:  a) if it really works; and b) how to do conversions ourselves so we won't need to hire him to come back when we do the real conversion, assuming the testing goes OK. 

So far, so good. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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