Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

July 9, 1993

Dear Everyone:

Vacation in Oregon went well, lots more pluses than deltas.  (Pluses are things that are good.  Deltas are things that "need improvement".) 

The weather was a Major Plus.  I can't remember when it was so cool and comfortable at the Festival.  I think it might've happened once before in 1988.  This is because I have an old sweatshirt with the 1988 playbill printed on it.  I wouldn't have bought a sweatshirt unless it was cold.  I have more than enough sweatshirts for the short winters here.  On the other hand, having more than enough T-shirts didn't stop me from picking up two more. 

For the first time in many years, I actually needed my Wooley Bear halfway through the evening performances.  For those of you who haven't been introduced, Wooley Bear is a knee-length, hooded poncho that I made a couple of decades ago.  Since it's made of camel hair, when fully closed and with the hood up, it gives the wearer the appearance of a sort of walking sand dune.  It's very practical, though, and excellent for traveling; if my car breaks down, it can double as a tenant. 

“Jeannie” getting sick was a Definite Delta.  The poor thing didn't even make it to Antony and Cleopatra, but stayed in the hotel room that night.  On the plus side, it took Mother all of 90 seconds to find a buyer for the ticket. 

Our room at the “Cleopatra” Hotel was a plus, facing east instead of west, so we didn't get the sun all afternoon long.  Even the bathroom was a plus, compared to last year’s; this one was at least twice the size of a postage stamp, complete with the inevitable sliding-off-all-the-time toilet seat.  (The owners don't spend a lot of maintenance money on this place.) 

The Noon Lecture at Carpenter Hall would have been a plus if the speaker had been James Newcomb as was advertised.  James (notice how we're on a first name basis with all the actors?) had several good roles this year, including the evil brother in The White Devil and Puck in A Midsummer Night’s Dream.  But most importantly, he played Ivan, the Anarchist, in last year's smash hit, The Ladies of the Camellias.  And several of our group were looking forward to asking him to explain why everyone in that play assumed that dentists beat people, especially actresses. 

Alas, the possible plus turned into a decided delta when the Noon speaker turned out to be our Esteemed Artistic Director, Henry Woronicz who spoke at considerable length about our Esteemed Artistic Director, Henry Woronicz.  Several people were quite chagrined, particularly in light of the fact that they didn't always approve of Henry's artistic direction.  Later, “Frankie” and “Alice” were heard to be muttering something about looking into the possibility of commissioning "Let's Kill Henry" T-shirts.  After all, they'd paid money to hear James. 

A Midsummer Night’s Dream was certainly a plus, one of the best I've seen in years. 

Catching “Jeannie's” cold was a delta.  But it's just a summer cold, certainly not enough to keep us from going to see The Firm after we got home.  I give the movie an A for Effort, particularly for the brilliant casting of Holly Hunter.  Anyone could've played the earnest wife; but only Hunter could've pulled off her character.  I won't say anymore since I'm sure some people haven't seen it yet. 

I got back into the office on Tuesday (Monday was a holiday), to face a week’s worth of mail, phone messages and PROFS Notes.  And a LaserJet printer that suddenly developed a kind of multiple personality disorder and started spitting out 78 copies of everything was sent to it.  Vacation's over. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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