Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

July 23, 1992

Dear Everyone:

Not much time for letters, with all the meetings going on this week, plus leaving a day early to start my vacation. 

Have I mentioned that I've been put on another Team?  This makes three:  First, there was the Destruction Review Process non-Quality Improvement non-Project Team. Then, when “Crow” found out the scope of the thing, he turned it into a real Project and we became a real Team.  So, yesterday, we had our first official Guidance Review Team Meeting. 

This is not to be confused with our two previous Guidance Review Meetings.  Those weren’t official.  A Guidance Review Team is a group of people, who may or may not know a blinking thing about the Process you're working on, that you invite to come in and review your work so far and ask questions designed to make you feel like an idiot.  Needless to say, I insisted that as many of my Team have the opportunity to enjoy this experience as possible. 

It went as smooth as glass.  Afterward, “Crow” asked “Rowena”, our Quality Coach, if they usually go this well.  I gather he's had some trouble with another Team here in Records Management. 

In addition to the Guidance Review Team open (GRT) Meeting, “Abby” and I will also be holding a "Focus Group" meeting with representatives from Corp “Tiddly and Winks” to find out what they really want in the way of Records Destruction Review processes.  In a Focus Group meeting, you gather people from your Team, plus customers, or suppliers, and you ask them lots of questions.  Hopefully, these questions and answers will inspire "that reminds me…s" that might not come up in a standard questionnaire or interview.  Focus Group meetings are all the rage right now because people are sick and tired of getting surveys in the mail.  (By the way, our survey went out this Monday.) 

This will last until people get sick and tired of Focus Group meetings and begin to clamor for questionnaires and surveys again.  In the case of our Focus Group meeting, I happen to know that one of the guys from “Tiddly” was also on the Records Management Study Team of old.  If he stays true to form, he'll ask us more questions that we ask them. 

The Second Quality Improvement Team, of which I am the only member, is to look into the process we use to change Owner Codes in the CRMIS computer system.  Since it often takes up to two weeks to get an Owner Code changed, it could stand some improvement.  Although, frequently the reason it takes so long is that I'm the only one doing it and some days I just don't have time to work on it.  What I have to do now is "Flow Chart the Process", which I've started.  It's sort of like one of those "Yes/No" diagrams where, at each junction, you ask yourself the question and then, depending on whether the answer is yes or no, you follow that pathway.  Only trouble is, Owner Code Changes have about 2700 "Yes/No" questions built into them, beginning with "Do you know what the new Code should be?  (Yes/No). 

This latest Team is not officially a Quality Improvement Team, although there was talk of using the standard "9-Step Process" that you learn in Quality training.  The mission of this Team is to look into replacing the existing CRMIS system. 

I know what you're thinking.  You're thinking, "Didn't they do that once before?"  And the answer is, "No." 

We've done it twice before. 

We did it several years ago and then we did it again when IDI proposed working with us to develop a Records Management software package.  However, like a lot of companies these days, Company included, IDI has been feeling a cash flow crunch and decided to put the project on a back, back burner for an indefinite period of time.  So we’re back to square one. 

We've had two meetings so far.  At the end of the second meeting, we decided that, considering the current economic climate, wherein everyone is cutting costs like crazy, even if we came up with the perfect plan, if it cost more than $1.75 to implement, we be laughed right out of the “Domination’s” office.  So we've tabled this Project until probably next year.  CITC tells us that CRMIS can keep hobbling along as it is for at least two more years.  Let's hope so. 

Movie reviews… 

Batman Returns.  Batman should've stayed home.  Even the kids don't like it.  Plenty of special effects.  Lots of cute penguins.  Absolutely no discernible plot. 

Cool World.  Definitely not for the kiddies and probably not for their parents either.  It takes advantage of the technology developed by Disney, combining live-action with animation.  But this is no Disney cartoon.  More like if you took the animators from Warner Bros., Hanna-Barbera and the big D, locked them in a room together and told them they couldn't leave until they came up with a movie.  Then slip something into their soft drinks. 

Sister Act.  Definitely better than the previous two.  Safe for kids; no whoopee except for Whoopi Goldberg.  The only trouble is, there isn't much for Whoopi to do.  She plays a wood-be singer who has to hide out in a convent.  Of course she becomes the catalyst that moves the nuns to rediscover themselves and all that (big surprise, right?); but, frankly, until everybody starts singing, it's a bit dull.  Preferable to Cool World, but dull. 

Of course, the movie we’re all waiting for, with bated breath, is Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete 

PS. Off on Vacation, won't be back for 2 weeks.  Talk to you then.  P.

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