Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

February  11, 1992

Dear Everyone:

It never rains and then it pours.  After 5 years of standing next to their empty swimming pools, crying for rain, Southern Californians are now standing on top of their houses yelling for flood relief.  Some people are never satisfied. 

Personally, I love all this water falling out of the sky.  Reminds me of Oregon. 

Movie reviews: 

Freejack.  Racing driver is killed except that technicians from the future hijack his just-about-to-die body.  Lots of chase scenes featuring "futuristic" cars that are built so low to the ground that they wouldn't be able to clear the speed bump in the parking lot at Safeway.  Most notable for the acting (?) debut of rock star Mick Jagger, who apparently has decided to expand his horizons.  Not to be confused with David Bowie who set out to become an actor and wound up a rock star rather by accident. 

(Life is what happens while you're making other plans.) 

Anthony Hopkins is completely wasted in his role.  Makes you wonder: was he in it only for the money (and box office draw); or was this not the movie he thought he was making?  Okay for a mindless couple of hours eating popcorn in the dark; but you won't miss anything if you wait for it to show up on network TV. 

Shining Through.  Michael Douglas looks great, by virtue of having lost some weight and had his jowls removed.  Melanie Griffith plays yet another plucky secretary (remember Working Girl?) who, this time, insists on going undercover into Nazi Germany even though she's Jewish and Michael Douglas doesn't want her to go.  Any hope of suspense as shot down in the opening sequence which establishes that everything is in flashback.  Nevertheless, if you decide to go to this one, choose the bargain showing and check your credulity at the door. 

In other news… 

At our weekly IDI meeting, in which “Ashley Holtz”, “Nelly”, “Carla” and I plan how we’re going to test the IDI Records Management program, when it arrives, “Ashley” announced that he's 99.9% sure that he's decided to take the early retirement package that will be offered next month.  The rest of us looked at each other with little bubbles over our head reading, "Boy, are we up the creek!" 

The IDI project has always been “Ashley’s” baby and he's really the only one who knows all the ins and outs of it.  However, he has been thinking long and hard (since last October, when he passed his 25 year mark and long before the package was announced) about setting up his own independent consulting business.  With his contacts in Records Management, all over the country, he could make a go of it.  The hardest part will probably be walking away from the IDI Project before it's completed. 

On the other hand, IDI could, conceivably, hire him to act as a consultant to them in completing the Project.  Keep your fingers crossed. 

Bombshell #2:  Our manager called an emergency staff meeting Tuesday afternoon to inform us that he's been instructed to cut our 1992 Budget to 10% less than 1991 actual expenses.  Since our 1992 Budget was planned for 50% over last year's expenses (mostly because of the IDI Project), this really means a cut of 25%.  We sat around the table, thinking:  "There's eight of us.  25% of eight equals two people." 

Actually, we’re cutting things like unnecessary trips such as the Annual ARMA Convention (thank God!  No one has to go to Detroit.) and visits to clients outside the Bay Area, unless they pay for it. 

“Ken” asked us to try and think up ways to save money, so we’re all poking away at ideas to nickel-and-dime Company out of the hole.  My suggestion:  Get rid of the "Display Room", which we don't use as a display room anyway and save the cost of one unnecessary office.  (What's a display room?  It's a room filled with different types of filing equipment to show clients what they look like.  The filing equipment, I mean; the clients already know what they look like.) 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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