Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

October  24, 1991

Dear Everyone:

Things got a little bit hairy out here over the weekend, what with the world's biggest wiener roast going on over the East Bay hills.  There were a lot of people in the news media referring to it as the “Oakland Firestorm”; but the fire marshal decreed that it was not a “firestorm”.  By definition, this was a “conflagration”.  (Do you suppose that there is a manual somewhere where you go to look up things like this?) 

A firestorm is one where all the surrounding air is sucked up into the fire, feeding it and allowing it to grow larger and suck in even more air.  This was described as more like a swarm of ”fire tornadoes” which could pick themselves up, move through the air seemingly at will, touch down, then pick up again.  This accounts for the fact that sometimes a whole block would be wiped out except for one house which would be left standing, virtually unscathed.  Of course, it comes as little surprise that these houses just happen to have tiled roofs, instead of the more popular cedar shakes. 

Luckily, for us, the wind chose to come out of the east on Sunday, which is very unusual.  Normally, it comes from the west, in which case the fire could have ignored Oakland and gobbled up Orinda, Lafayette, Walnut Creek and, ultimately, Concord.  It was a case of, “There but for the grace of God, go I… And how much insurance coverage do I have, anyway?” 

Let's face it, folks, October just isn't a very good month.  Two years ago, it was the Loma Prieta Quake.  How many stock market crashes, of various magnitudes on the Wall Street scale, have occurred in October?  Somebody's favorite team always loses in the World Series.  And can you honestly say that you've completely forgotten the Columbus Day Storm of 1962? 

No wonder the ancients celebrated the end of October with a feast day of Thanksgiving.  They were grateful to have gotten through it alive and with enough food to last the winter.  Then, when the Christians rolled up, they discovered what any union leader could tell you in a wink:  People will not give up a holiday.  So they just renamed it, “All Hallows Day”. 

On a more cheerful note, “Jeannie” and I spent last weekend engaged in our most favorite pastime:  Spending money. 

First, we spent Saturday in half Moon Bay, with “Marshall” and “Glinda”, at the annual Pumpkin Festival where we bought:  A lamp for “Jeannie's” cat’s room; an adorable “soft sculpture” (read: stuffed toy) of a Jack-o’-lantern; wineglasses (as if my sideboard wasn't filled to bursting with wineglasses); handfuls of magnetic fruits and vegetables for the refrigerator; and the 1991 HMB Poster. 

This, of course, wasn't enough, so on Sunday, we went to the shopping mall to get the poster framed.  A single cloud of smoke rising over the hill was the only clue to what was starting on the other side.  “Jeannie”, the news junkie, called me after we got home from shopping to let me know that Oakland was going up in flames. 

I had scheduled Monday as a Vacation Day, to recover from all the business trips I had been making.  This turned out to be fortuitous, as my regular Van Pool took over for two hours to get into the City because Highway 24 and the Caldecot Tunnel were closed by the fire.  By Tuesday, they were reopened, although many exits were closed because they lead into the fire area.  It took us over an hour just to get to the tunnel Tuesday night, because everyone slowed down to survey the damage.  In the mornings, as you come out of the tunnel, you can still smell the smoke and ash in the air. 

Since I had Monday off, “Jeannie” and I decided to go to Costco.  We went in for Halloween candy.  We came out $144.00 later.  And that's just my share. 

The trip to Santa Barbara last week went fine, once you overlook the fact that the travel agent booked everything, flight, car, hotel for Wednesday even though all of my plans called for going down on Tuesday.  You just can't trust those people, can you? 

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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