Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

July 24, 1991

Dear Everyone:

“Jeannie” would like to go on record as saying:  “I am not an airhead who does nothing but shop!“  And offers in evidence the fact that she has just taken up scuba diving.  At her health club. 

It seems that my last two letters involved shopping and “Jeannie” is afraid that people might get the impression that this is all she does.  Not true.  At present, she is terribly caught up in a terribly important case, involving dozens of lawyers all of whom (this is the terribly important part) need to order their own copies of the transcripts, which runs to big bucks. 

She will definitely be burning the midnight oil right up until we leave Friday morning.  I expect her to sleep at least as far as Redding. 

As for me, this being my last day in the office before I go on vacation, my “Things To Do” list has overflowed into my ”People To Call” list and is running perilously close to the bottom of the page.  Fortunately, I hardly ever use my “People To Call” list.  This is not because I don't call anyone.  I spend an average of 40 min. per day on the phone, mostly answering questions.  There are a frightening number of memos out there that have as a last line:  “If you have any questions, please call “A” at CTN 555-3710.”  Even if their questions have nothing to do with the memo, once they get your number, well…they've got your number. 

Instead of the pitiful little “People To Call” list in my yuppie book, I use a phone log.  It allows me to record who called me, when, why and what I did about it.  I started it last March and it's been very useful a number of times.  And, instead of dozens of little Post-Its stuck all over the walls, I have a nice, big binder that can't get lost so easily on my desk. 

With all that I'm trying to get cleared up before my vacation (honestly, you'd think I was going on a six-month safari instead of 6 days out of the office), naturally, “Alma” scheduled me for an Initial Meeting with a new Active Files group.  I can now count as my Active Files clients: 

1.  Company Chemicals Company--Agricultural Chemicals Division. 

2.  Company Corp.--Employment, Policies and Administration, “Cognitive Resources Support”. 

3.  Company Corp.-- “Heartiness, Ecology & Theft Avoidance”, “Theft Avoidance”. 

4.  Company Corp.—“Public Manipulation”, Communication. 

5.  Company USA Inc.--Western “Privateering” Business Unit, Pt Arguello Area, Gaviota Gas Plant. 

And that's just Active Files.  When it comes to destroying records or paying for storage in the warehouses, The World has come to me.  Just this morning, I talked with a guy in El Paso, Texas, who doesn't want to pay $1.14 per month for three boxes in the Livermore Records Center.  It's not really the $1.14 that bothers him; he's just certain there can't be anything in Livermore California, that's of any importance to him. 

So, I'll try to get a Destruction Review Report, for a grand total of three boxes out to him this afternoon.  It's on my “Things To Do” list.  Once I get to the bottom of the list… The World can wait until I get back from Oregon. 

Love, as always, 

Pete

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