Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

May 2, 1991

Dear Everyone:

Never stand between a man and his first cup of morning coffee. 

One of the advantages to the placement of my office is that it is directly across the hall from the kitchen.  This means I can brew a pot of tea in the morning and clean up my cups and things in the evening with great ease. 

One of the disadvantages to the placement of my office is that it is directly across the hall from the kitchen.  This is because the coffee maker is in the kitchen.  Coffee makers, by definition, are an “attractive nuisance”. They certainly do attract a lot of nuisances.  I don't think I've ever been in there that at least one other person hasn't come in for coffee at the same time. 

Not that I have anything against coffee drinkers. The poor things have to get their caffeine somehow. It's just that when two or more coffee drinkers show up at the same time, they invariably start talking to each other.  This can be very distracting to the person who was trying to work directly across the hall. 

Not much exciting is going on around here right now.  This is not to say that I'm not up to my armpits in alligators. It's just that they're all the usual alligators.  There is talk that the Mythical Records Management Study, which was supposed to start last October, will begin in just over two weeks.  Confidentially, I'm not holding my breath. 

“Jeannie” and I went to the Contra Costa Home and Garden Show last weekend.  This turned out to be pretty much a waste of time and money ($2.00 each) as neither of us was in the market for new roofing tiles, a spa (although we did see a “portable“ one that you can set up “anywhere”), landscaping or second mortgage financing-while-you-wait.  There were also a startling number of chiropractors offering a “free spinal screening”, whatever that meant. 

Rather than have our spine screened, we elected to go to a movie, Toy Soldiers with Sean Astin (Patty Duke's son) and Wil Wheaton late of Star Trek, The Next Generation.  I had Monday off as a vacation day and spent it running errands and doing chores that I didn't get to on Saturday because we were going to home shows and movies.  I also got all caught up on my deferred viewing, including a 9- hour Australian miniseries that never needed to be made.  Then I taped five more hours Monday night, so I'm behind again. 

“Jeannie” and I discussed the Christmas Ballots, with all the different options selected by all of us.  We considered the “names out of a hat” approach.  But then I realized that, since it would be “Jeannie's” hat that we'd use, there was a strong possibility that six people would receive a slip of paper reading, “Your person to get a Christmas present for this year is:  “Jeannie”" 

Back to the drawing board.  Maybe we can get together and discuss it next July. 

 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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