Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

January 17, 1990

Dear Everyone:

This is one of those weeks when I hardly even see the inside of my office.  I was here Monday and I’m here today, well this morning, at least.  The rest of the week I’m out and about:  “Pleasant Hill”, “Pleasanton”, etc.  So this is the only chance I have to write a Letter this week.

I spent Monday morning trying to put together a cost comparison of two filing equipment systems for a woman in “Superspend and Squander Manipulation”.  Isn’t that a great title?  Wouldn’t you like to be able to tell people “I’m in Superspend?”  I know I wish I had a superspend.  It would come in real handy around bill-paying time. 

Anyway, this woman had pretty much decided that she wanted to order Times-2 equipment, based on one quick look in the brochure and the fact that “Alma” had mentioned it on our initial meeting.  She actually wanted me to make the recommendation over the phone. 

But I don’t think “’A’ said it was OK” is exactly the way to justify spending thousands of dollars.  Especially if there’s a cheaper and, possibly, better way to go. 

So I had to figure out how many filing inches they were going to need and how much floor space would be available and what would be the best combination to use and then apply it to both Times-2 and TAB Spacefinder cabinets.  Then, I had to get hold of both vendors to get the latest price lists in order to do a comparison of filing inches per square foot of office space and price per filing inch and all that stuff. 

On a Monday morning on two cups of tea.  I sincerely hope I didn’t divide the cost of floor space by the room number or anything like that. 

Anyway, the figures make it clear that, in this case, TAB would be more cost effective than Times-2; but that doesn’t mean the client won’t go for the Times-2.  It may cost more than TAB, but it’s more fun.  Especially if you’ve never seen one before. 

A Times-2 cabinet consists of a metal shell about so wide and twice as deep as the length of a standard file folder.  Inside the shell are shelves to hold folders.  You can fit two groups of folders, back to back, on each shelf.  When you need to see the folders in the back, the whole inside section rotates on ball-bearings.  This is particularly effective if you need a double bank of files and the only place you can put them is up against the wall.  Instead of needing an aisle between the files, the files do the turning around and you stay where you are. 

Turn the files 90 degrees and you have a blank wall (actually the side of the inside section holding the folders together); flip the key and everything is locked up at once.  This was really the selling point with “Superspend” because so much of their work involves attorney-client privilege and they need to keep the files locked up to preserve their legal status. 

OK, what’s “Superspend”?  Large companies like Company are required to maintain a chunk of money called a “Superspend”.  If the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) orders the company to clean up a site, the money is there to do it.  “Superspend’s” job is to a) have the money available and b) be able to prove that the mess isn’t our fault and somebody else should pay to clean it up.  So maybe it’s not such a great job to have after all. 

In other news… 

“Jeannie” leaves today for London, etc., which means that I now have a house guest.  A small, furry house guest.  I went over and collected Monroe, along with her fancy cat food and litter box and so on and took her back to my place, loudly criticizing my driving all the way.  As soon as I let her out of her carrier, she made a bee line for under the bed; but she soon emerged, made sure that there were no other, larger cats (or any other monsters) around and settled in. 

She already has established her favorite sleeping place:  The exact geographic center of my bed.  Not that I’m complaining; tonight’s forecast is for temperatures to drop to freezing.  This way I can stay warm and still save money by not running the furnace at night. 

Gotta go.  “Kevin” and I are having a meeting tomorrow with ITC “Cognitive Resources” about their new file structure and we haven’t even discussed it between ourselves yet.

 

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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