Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

September 28, 1989

Dear Everyone:

Things have been a bit hectic around here this week.  Monday we had a Staff Meeting with our new manager, “Chris Jennings”.  We were each supposed to spend “about” 5 minutes covering the highlights of our various projects, so that “Chris” could get a feel for what it is that we do.  We had a meeting last week in which “Alma” said very specifically, “Don’t take more than 5 minutes.  Just hit the highlights.”

Of course, you couldn’t get 2 sentences out before “Alma” would jump in and begin to “explain” all the details that we weren’t supposed to be covering.  Being an experienced Records Management person, I had scheduled the entire morning for this meeting which was “supposed” to last about an hour.  I was pretty close.  We broke up at 11:20.  Lunch begins at 11:30.

Tuesday morning was slated for a dry run of the “IDHS” demonstrations to begin next week (more about “IDHS” later).  This meeting was expected to last 1-2 hours, started at 8:30 and broke up at 11:45.  Par for the course.  Since the meeting took place in “Pleasanton”, and we stopped for lunch, we got into the office about 2:00 where I found a message in my Phone Mail mailbox from a nice lady named “Kay”.

“Kay” is one of those computer people who come and fix your PC when it gets sick.  We’ve been trying to get together for about a week now for her to take a look at my PC and try to figure out why the number keys on my keyboard work when they’re turned off and don’t work when they’re turned on.

Depending on where I am at the time.

You see, if I’m in WordPerfect, the number keys are off when the light says they’re on.  But if I’m tuned into the mainframe, they’re on when the light says they’re on… sometimes.  But at other times, it’s the other way around.  TThis can cause a real problem if you’re trying to key in your password (if it has numbers in it) and you can’t see if you’re typing numbers or not.

Lots of people use a set of letters (like your initials) with the numbers of the month and year for their password.  It’s easy to remember and easy to change each month.  If you don’t change your password every 45 days, the computer assumes that you died and “discards” you.  Bearing in mind the fact that I have a userid (pronounced USER-eye-dee) on four separate hosts, that’s a lot of passwords to remember.

“Ashley Holtz” added 2 new userids and 2 new hosts for me just this morning, so that I can replace him as the RACF representative for our group.  RACF (pronounced RAK-eff) stands for Remote Access Control Facility and no, I don’t know what that means.  We’re talking about the blind leading the blind here.  MMy best hope is that nothing happens in the 3 weeks that “Holtz” will be gone.

“Holtz” and “Alma” are going to New Orleans for the ARMA (Association of Records Managers and Administrators) National Convention next week.  So there’s a lot of scrambling to try to get things done before they go.  Like setting me up as “Holtz”’s back up on RACF.

And “IDHS”…

As you may recall, “IDHS” stands for Integrated Document Handling System.  It’s a computer indexing system to be used Company-wide.  We’re getting ready to start giving demonstrations to interested parties in San Francisco, “Pleasanton”, “Lafayette” and “Hobby”.  So, Monday, we had the first run-through of the presentation.  It ran a little long.  “Kevin” and “Giles” are going over it again this morning.  And “Kevin” is trying to get the handouts, brochures, sign-up sheets, slides and PC projectors (a PC that displays on a wall instead of a monitor screen) line up for all 4 cities.  YYesterday he got a call from Scheduling, informing him that they “mis-placed” his job and it won’t be ready until Monday.

“Kevin” is a little guy, shorter than I am and probably 90 pounds soaking wet.  (The first thing that entered my head when I met him was:  Jockey.)  But he’s a tough little guy.  He jumped on them with both feet and they came back and said it would be ready first thing Friday morning, which is pushing it, but better than nothing.

“Kevin” is the System Administrator for “IDHS”.  This means that if you have any questions or problems, you call “Kevin” for help.  I’m the back up.  Which means if “Kevin” isn’t there, you call me.

Only don’t call me because I don’t know the first thing about “IDHS”!!!

I tried to enter some files into the system for demonstrations, which is when I found out how much I don’t know about how to use it.  There will be a “User’s Guide” printed some time in the future.  But in the meantime, you use the “Help” screens.  If you get stuck, just hit PF1 and a “Help” message comes on the screen to explain what you need to do.

Needless to say, these “Help” messages were written by computer “techies” who have their own language and it isn’t English.  You know (maybe) what you want to do, but you have to stumble form one screen to another hoping you’ll fall into the right “Help” message.  It’s quite an adventure.

The scary part is that all of the Companies are going to be coming to “Kevin” and me for assistance – and “Kevin” has had less time than I have to get used to “IDHS”.  The Blind leading the blind and no idea how big the cliff up ahead is.

Getting back to “Kay”.  She fiddled with my PC for about a quarter-hour and came to the conclusion that she doesn’t know what’s wrong with it.  Her suggestion was that I keep switching the Number Lock off and on until I get what I want each time.

“Jeannie” has settled in nicely.  She’s become something of a cook.  I’ve gained 5 lbs since she arrived, and she’s only set fire to the oven once, so far.

Hope all are well and happy.

 

Love, as always,/p>

 

Pete

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